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random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
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Image is missing a cut throat capitalist selling lemons and lemonade.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
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At least they don’t have a black body, bloodshot eyes and a creepy cheeky smile.

Signtist , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Well, there’s your problem - you forgot the sugar, so all you’ve made is lemon juice.

Addv4 ,

“Looks at current price of sugar” - Lemon juice it is!

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
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I dont want to make lemonade anymore, I’d like to sit on the grass for a while.

Soundhole , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Why is this is n shitpost? Go crosspost this to /comics or /memes or whatever, it’s great.

sp3tr4l , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Its time to take a page from Cave Johnson.

Just make a few of those lemons combustible and throw them at the goddamned lemon cannon.

wazzupdog ,

Get mad! Make life take the lemons back!

marito , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

poorlytunedAstring ,

Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.

OyenFuton , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

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criss_cross ,

That portal 2 bit is brilliant

Snapz , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times

Subscription to the lemon pipe is also $17.99/mo.

Shady_Shiroe , to linux in LindowsOS, 2001
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Cosmos7349 , to lemmyshitpost in may you live in interesting times
rbn , to linux in ERPOSS Linux, 2004

That’s a wild set of shortcuts on that desktop! :D

coolmojo ,

Which one ? The antivirus definition update or the change Administrator password?

rbn , (edited )

“Kontact” as a mixture of German “Kontakt” and English “contact”

Then, a link to the debian homepage.

The firewall toggle via desktop icons.

Change admin password.

Manual antivirus.

Zip drive and floppy disk.

Then Open Office.

coolmojo ,

It is Kontact because it is KDE.

NoisyFlake , to linux in ERPOSS Linux, 2004

I love the long german shortcut names. ALTERNATIVER WEB-BROWSER MOZILLA! DEBIAN-ANWENDERHANDBUCH! ADMINISTRATIONS PASSWORT EINSTELLEN!

MonkderDritte ,

ADMINISTRATIONS PASSWORT EINSTELLEN!

DA FEHLT EIN BINDESTRICH!

abbiistabbii , to linux in ERPOSS Linux, 2004
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Forgot how horrible KDE looked in the 2000s, thanks for reminding me, also thank god it’s 100% better and looks and feels amazing.

bionicjoey , to linux in Ubuntu 4.10 (Warty Warthog), 2004

I know we all like to shit on what Canonical has become, but you have to respect just how much work they’ve put into the Linux ecosystem to make it more user friendly and mainstream over the years.

avidamoeba ,
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Still using it.

thingsiplay ,

Agreed. Before the dark times, Ubuntu was the kickstarter for “wide” adoption to the “masses” (notice the quotes, lol) and making Linux even more accessible at that time. Similar to a degree of what Valve has an effect nowadays.

I actually never used the very first Ubuntu version and need to test it in a VM too. My first experience with Linux was probably Knoppix and my first installation SUSE Linux 9.2, but it was not ready back then. I switched to Linux full time by removing Windows XP and installing Ubuntu 8.04. Time definitely has passed, you can’t argue with that.

dallen ,

I was in those masses. They sent me a free CD in the mail when I was a teenager!

thingsiplay ,

Nice! I read about that they would sent CDs for no cost. Also in countries where internet infrastructure wasn’t there yet, they were giving out CDs for free locally in a bus in example, like advertisements. Having a millionaire backing up a distribution surely helped its adoption. :D Actually this was one of the reason why I had confidence in the future of Ubuntu, back then.

YerbaYerba ,

I still have one somewhere. 9.10 release. Too bad I have no cd drive.

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