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neo , to mildlyinfuriating in These notifications are bundled together for some reason. So if I want to be notified when my subscriptions renew themselves, I have to also be notified of random games going on sale, too.

This should be better with /e/OS or lineageOS, but you have to jump through several hoops (and often lose your warranty) when you install them instead of your default Android OS.

Unfortunately most devices block them completely, but the Pixel phones are supported (as far as I know).

fushuan ,

My gripe with non android os is that they usually don’t have access to bank apps, and those are a must

misterwu ,

i run rooted LinageOS 21 with the Zygisk Assistant and Play Integrity Fix modules. No app can detect i use a custom rooted rom. Google wallet and my banking apps work just fine. And i can do whatever the fuck I want with my phone since it’s rooted. For example with AdAway all ads are gone. I love it.

neo ,

Whenever I tested it, my banking app worked on non-rooted e/os. A rooted device however is not accepted by my banking app.

jbk ,

How would an AOSP fork help with an app not using the notifications API correctly? Just magically rewrite the app?

Emerald ,

AOSP forks don’t contain the play store

Edit: Well, some do, but I don’t recommend those

Emerald ,

Custom ROMs on Google Pixel don’t void your warranty and its super easy to revert back to stock ROM

TseseJuer ,

literally Google supplies a free program to flash most phones back to stock. it’s easier than ever

Emerald ,

There is also flash.android.com

TseseJuer ,

yes this is what I mean

match , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out
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Once a year they receive negative a billion calls on a day that is later erased, and it really skews the average

Mercuri , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

“Your call is very important to us… but not so important that we would actually do anything about it like hiring more representatives. This message will repeat every 5 minutes until you get frustrated and hang up.”

filcuk ,

The joke’s on them - my time has very little value anyway

JasonDJ ,

Ugh I still have an air conditioner that was dead out of the box (bought it off season so didn’t use it till summer…summer 2020)

Tried a bunch of times to call in but “due to the pandemic” (what a fucking catchall for anti-consumer behavior…if a huge company hadn’t figured out how to keep their call center staffed 5 months into it, then it’s clearly intentional), nobody ever answered the call in the hour or so I’d wait on hold, several times.

I eventually gave up and just ate the cost.

optissima ,
@optissima@lemmy.world avatar

In the future, chargeback for that?

JasonDJ ,

Charge back for what? Ain’t the stores fault they sold as broken AC.

optissima ,
@optissima@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I’m used to the idea of ordering AC units straight from manufacturer.

thedirtyknapkin ,

yeah, but they would be better able to put an rma through for you. it is kind of on them to guarantee a working product actually. if the manufacturer gave them a faulty product it’s up to them to get the manufacturer to fix it. most retailers have an entire system and process for this kind of stuff. things show up to retailers broken all the time. part of their job is to guarantee against that and deal with it if they fail to before you buy it. if you asked them to replace it with a like model that worked or for them to initiate an rma and they refused then you’d be in the right to issue a chargesback.

uis ,

Also if you aren’t in USA, then your country’s consumer protection laws aren’t a meme and they probably violated them.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Charge back for what?

I read this in Lil Jon’s voice

JasonDJ ,

Yeah…okay.

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Now I hear it too. I hear the whole song. GET OUT OF MY HEAD

fiercekitten ,

I know we all had to be way more patient and lenient during the pandemic, but I would say that it’s way more the store’s responsibility than yours for a defective product, and they should take responsibility for the consequences of doing business with manufacturers who have no customer support.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Where do you live that a store isn’t responsible for products they sell?

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

America.

Retailers are allowed to disclaim the merchantability and fitness for any particular purpose of the items they sell and most do. The customer is free to refuse, of course, via the simple expedient of going away and buying it somewhere else.

This is partially a blame-shifting exercise to reduce costs, yes, but it’s also a shield against the ceaseless horde of dipshits we have in this country who will willfully misuse a product and then immediately try to sue the retailer they bought it from when it doesn’t work or they hurt themselves with it via their own stupidity. It is much easier from a legal perspective to make a blanket “we don’t imply this product is applicable for any purpose” statement vs. having to explicitly predict whatever cockamamie thing someone might try it on and have to say “no, moron, that chainsaw is not suitable for cutting bricks,” etc.

Read all that fine print on the back of your receipt some day. You will be enlightened and, most likely, also infuriated.

dan ,
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Huh I didn’t realise that. I’m Australian but have been living in the USA for around 11 years.

Australia’s consumer laws are far stricter than the USA. In Australia, the store is responsible for fitness and quality of a product, based not just on its advertising but also what sales reps in the store say to you.

Obviously you can’t return something nor ask for a repair/replacement if you’re using it for something other than its intended purpose (like using a chainsaw on bricks or whatever), but otherwise, the law is in your favour as a consumer.

Stores must also accept warranty returns and not say that you need to go to the manufacturer. It’s not legal to say “no refunds”.

Products must last at least as long as a reasonable consumer thinks they should last. For example, a fridge would have to be repaired or replaced under warranty if it stops working after 4 years, even if the warranty is only 1 year, as most people would reasonably expect a fridge to last more than 4 years.

It means some stuff costs more, but it’s absolutely worth it for the protection you get.

son_named_bort ,

It doesn’t help that a lot of companies outsource their call centers to third party vendors who only care about keeping the contract and not about the main company’s customers.

Jtotheb ,

As opposed to the main company, which cares so much that they don’t bother taking your call directly

son_named_bort ,

Yes, that’s why they outsource.

UltraGiGaGigantic ,

That’s what it’s all about, saving on overhead and the percentage of people who give up. Its not just corporations to, ever sign up for any public assistance? You WILL be denied to see if you will give up.

Maybe I will give up when the draft happens. The 1% can defend its own country, it’s clearly not ours.

Crackhappy , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out
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I am experiencing a lower IQ than average. Does that equate? motherfucker ?

oo1 , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Call the Sales/new accounts line and see how long it takes them to pick up.

lugal , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out
where_am_i , to mildlyinfuriating in These notifications are bundled together for some reason. So if I want to be notified when my subscriptions renew themselves, I have to also be notified of random games going on sale, too.

asshole design

zxqwas , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Technically true If they close the phone line at night.

BurnedDonut , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Have you ever played Magic the Gathering Arena? Because they use the same algorithm I swear on everything I hold dear and valuable to me.

chevy9294 , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Actually you can. If you get 10 calls a day and then only 1 day 9 calls the average is a little less than 10, which means most of the time you do experience more than average.

sushibowl ,

He didn’t say “most of the time” though. He said “always.”

CoggyMcFee ,

“….so please hold onto that phone with your technically above average number of hands and we’ll help you soon.”

Bosht , to mildlyinfuriating in These notifications are bundled together for some reason. So if I want to be notified when my subscriptions renew themselves, I have to also be notified of random games going on sale, too.

They know exactly what they’re doing. They’re never ignorant of this shit, it’s 100 percent intentional. So much for not being evil.

kyle , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

I sell and build call centers for a living.

Yeah, it’s fake lol. I mean maybe for some businesses it isn’t fake, but usually clients would ask us to make it where “if there’s more than X calls in queue, play the message”. Turns out, there’s always more than X calls in queue. It’s not actually looking at the average.

It’s kinda weird, some things are just always like that, some things clients want to add in because the average user expects it.

Someone wanted a repeat caller to get bumped to the front of the queue. Literally encouraging the “if I hang up and call back I’ll get there sooner” people. Awful.

some_designer_dude ,

Stop putting people on hold, period. We have the technology to just call back when they’re at or near the top of the queue. If they miss their call, maybe their number gets priority for an hour or something. Either way, when I get put on hold, I mostly fantasize about murdering whoever set up that system.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Take a number. Call back. Simple.

watersnipje ,

And then they start playing horrible, distorted wait music.

psivchaz ,

And then interrupting that hold music at seemingly random intervals to tell you that they care about you, or to tell you that you could do this faster on their website.

I had to call Assurant recently because their website literally threw an error and told me to call in and wouldn’t let me proceed. I was told by the automated messages no less than 4 unstoppable times that the website is faster, and then after explaining the situation to the person she told me that the website is faster.

She was clearly reading the script and it’s not her fault so I kept quiet, but I have rarely felt such extreme rage in my life.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

And then interrupting that hold music at seemingly random intervals to tell you that they care about you

I recently encountered one that paused the hold music for around two seconds before the “your call is important to us” message. I hated it because every time it happened, I thought that someone was answering the call!

kyle ,

Yeah, it’s a feature dubbed “queued callback”. Saves your place, it’s a pretty common request. Customers like Delta, Intuit, Pacific Life, Citibank, Dyson, all use the platform I build (Amazon Connect) and do stuff like that.

Problem is, no one answers a call from an unknown number these days. Some phones are getting smart enough to recognize the number and show that it’s a business, though that’s more anecdotal evidence from my personal device (Pixel Fold with Google Fi carrier).

constantokra ,

Hold for me and call screening on the pixel is amazing. It’s so much better than any other feature available on any other phone.

HeyJoe ,

As someone who is also a phone system admin, if you had an older system, that feature was a pretty expensive feature to add on. We never purchased it because to buy what was needed to do it would’ve costed a ton. We did recently switch to a cloud pbx a few months ago and the one advantage I’ve seen is most of the high end features seem to be more readily available and cheaper when bundled with their packages so we finally got a lot of these options. RIP are the days of on prem systems.

I guess my point is I would imagine a lot of places still use older systems possibly and will wait as long as possible before upgrading and probably do not have the call back feature.

kyle ,

That’s a good point, a lot of people are still on old Avaya or Cisco systems and it was expensive to do that. A lot of cloud providers now don’t charge anything for it.

HeyJoe ,

Yup, we were Avaya. Once Covid started, we looked into finally getting WFM and other features like this because we were a place that directly increased call volume due to covid but were unable to keep up with the amount of concurrent calls. We wanted to use the call back feature to help the agents who were overwhelmed and wouldn’t be able to get a large increase in help anytime soon. Especially since we knew these levels would only be temporary as well. In the end, it was not approved.

uis ,

Can’t you do just the same on Asterisk for free on your computer?

Migmog ,

So the length of the queue is the expected average, right? Then, if you fall off that you are therefore the above average call in the message… except the length of the queue probably doesn’t actually much to do with any kind of average of the number of calls.

kcop , to mildlyinfuriating in These notifications are bundled together for some reason. So if I want to be notified when my subscriptions renew themselves, I have to also be notified of random games going on sale, too.

Yeah Starbucks does the same thing with “Promotions and Order Status”. :/

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/549c55c5-fb96-42e1-b826-6c492fba368b.png

snowsuit2654 ,
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Wow this is unethical. They should all be separate toggles.

Snowpix ,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

As does SkipTheDishes. Want to be notified that your food is almost here? Fuck you, be bombarded with promotions and deals you didn’t ask for.

lnsfwuser ,

Why would anybody name a food company STD lol

TseseJuer ,

it’s not named STD it’s named SkipTheDishes

Lifter ,

To be fair, most of these apps were made before the notification categories were invented and they don’t keep the consultants that made the initial app, or want to pay for the change.

AHemlocksLie ,

Aw poor corporate behemoth doesn’t want to spend the pennies (compared to profits) to do things right. If we’re being fair, fuck them for cheaping out at our expense.

random8847 ,

The management executive who took this decision deserves a punch in the face.

realitista , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

Yeah but it sounds a lot better than “We’ve pursued a policy of understaffing to save costs”.

Jikiya , to lemmyshitpost in math checks out

It’s a higher average than the amount of calls they had 150 years ago.

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