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TenderfootGungi , to ukcasual in Bloody Marmite Sandwiches

As an American, I just cannot eat Marmite. But we have suspected we simply do not know how to use it? For example, it would likely flavor a stew nicely? But there is no way I am eating that straight on bread. Nope!

Not even going to try black pudding or that jelly made from eels…

Mane25 ,

It’ll go nicely in a stew, any thing you want to add some umami flavour to really. Just don’t overdo it until you’re confident.

DessertStorms , to ukcasual in Bloody Marmite Sandwiches
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Is there any butter/marg on this at all?
That's where your problem is.
Nice layer of whatever fatty goodness (if you don't have the "spreadable" kind, leave it out so it is), then the marmite goes on to that, spreads no problem and tastes nicer!

Now you've made me want a marmite sandwich and I have no bread in the house. 😥😂

funkless_eck ,

you can see in the photo op has clumps of butter stuck into the bread. They are spreading the butter straight from the fridge

rubikcuber OP ,
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I’ll have you know it’s only the best Aldi spreadable butter. The clumps are a requirement because the 7 year old will inspect the interior and needs to be able to see the butter.

telllos ,

Yes, you need butter. This is how I spread cenovis. I see marmite behave the same. If you spread butter first it’s much easier to spread it after.

rubikcuber OP ,
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There is spreadable butter on here, some has already melted at room temp so it’s not that visible. But it’s a tricky balancing act with the wee man. Too much butter is a negative, but he needs to be able to see it also. I’m hoping he mellows as he grows older, but I suspect that’s a vain hope! I shall try and perfect my technique. I’ve almost always been a toast and martite person, so I think this is a just a life skill I have never learned properly.

DessertStorms ,
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Best advice I can give in that case is make sure all the ingredients are at room temp, otherwise there's no escaping the torn bread situation.
The other option is make them as toast the night before and serve them cold and a little soggy the next morning? Sounds a little bad spelled out like that, but I'd eat that no issue. 🤷‍♀️

j4yt33 , to ukcasual in Bloody Marmite Sandwiches

Toast the bread first

rubikcuber OP ,
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Either you don’t have kids OR you don’t have a child like ours. A bread sandwich was requested, and only the foolhardy would serve a toasted sandwich!

fosiacat , to ukcasual in Bloody Marmite Sandwiches

Hella British thread

freamon , (edited ) to ukcasual in Bloody Marmite Sandwiches

But my son wants marmite sandwiches

28 years old, he is.

Maybe try and pre-mix the marg and the marmite?

vext01 , (edited )
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I wish marmite sold it pre-blended. Marmutter? Marmiterine?

freamon , (edited )

Dunno. They sell hummus and marmite mixed together. I suspect we have Paul McCartney to blame, 'cos he’s popularised that challenging combo.

rubikcuber OP ,
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I’ve had the premixed marmite and peanut butter before. I’m not a fan of peanut butter normally, but actually… Quite good!

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Buttmite?

9point6 ,

This is actually genius, not least of all because it allows you to go full decadence and use real butter too and mitigate the spreading problems of both foods

Edit: I’ve just realised this post is a month old, how far have I scrolled…?

echo , to ukcasual in Bloody Marmite Sandwiches

this is probably really not the way but I heat up the marmite just enough to get it runny

rubikcuber OP ,
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Like microwave the jar or heat up a small portion?

luffyuk ,

Don’t microwave the whole jar!

Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

echo ,

if I have the time and effort I’ll heat the knife on one of my burners for a minute, but usually do I just microwave the whole jar for 15 seconds on low

rubikcuber OP ,
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Gotcha. Microwave jar. I have ADHD so nothing… absolutely nothing can go wrong with this approach.

Hypnos9 , to newcommunities in Personal Finance - UK
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What's with the banner being porn

echo OP ,

Wtf it’s not for me (I haven’t actually even set a banner).

Mind sharing a screenshot?

echo OP , (edited )

Ok strange, looks to be a kbin problem. I don’t see it on any Lemmy instance but on your instance I see that and on kbin.social I get another weird banner (not nsfw at least)

dave , to memes in Up the North
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Eesezitintiz burraberritiz.

Afghaniscran ,

Snot

yum13241 , to programmer_humor in OK, now what?

Use the Windows 7 task manager at win7games.com. (ignore the name, I am NOT Winaero)

Psythik , to lemmyshitpost in Media cares little for immigrants.

5 deaths is a tradgey. 500 deaths is a statistic.

thorbot , to cat in Jiji hates boxes

I don’t believe you

partsofspeech87 , to cat in Jiji hates boxes

Kiki’s Delivery Service?

chrisfeghali OP ,

Yes!

Annoyed_Crabby ,

same thought haha

Gork , to badrealestate in Hmm.

Ahh yes time to be really cold in the winter and really hot in the summer.

dylanTheDeveloper , to programmer_humor in OK, now what?
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Open up task manager manager

Kecessa , to badrealestate in Hmm.

My cousin did something like that, he had to move so he bought a lot, built a garage with a second floor, he had his kitchen/livingroom on the ground level. That gave him a place to live in right next to the house he was building. Once the house was finished he moved his stuff and now has a sweet heated garage with loads of storage space on the second floor.

In his case he had to build a temporary wall inside to enclose the garage door because of winters.

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