Thought you were talking about the table the cat was on and was confused. Then I was confused why there was stuff on the floor until I realized that was the table you’re talking about. Now I’m confused about the fridge. Never seen one in there living room/lounge.
Haha, I don’t think they can get inside the bed base, thankfully - but I’m very familiar with the 3am play-combat. There’s normally one or two sleeping on our bed at night, and there’s sometimes a competition for position. The one pictured is quite skilled at “Assassin’s Creed” style aerial takedowns off the top of the wardrobe, onto his poor unsuspecting siblings sleeping near our feet.
Oh man, that reminds me of when I was a kid, one of our cats had babies and decided to drag them all under my mom's bed. They ended up tearing a hole in the box spring, and there'd occasionally be an entire litter of kittens running and pouncing around in there at all hours. Drove my mom crazy.
Pro Tip: If you are an attractive female and are at the gym, find a guy busting his ass (lifting weights, doing cardio, etc), preferably by himself (not with “the guys” or trying to impress anyone), and tell him you think he is doing great and that he looks great. Then walk away.
You will likely make his day. This will work even if he is gay.
Pro tip: if you are even a somewhat average looking woman and are remotely nice to or smile in the general direction of a man, there is a very real possibility that he will decide you’re flirting with him and get uncomfortably creepy and refuse to take any hints to the contrary.
I just learned that he was the “W.H.O. Doctor” before becoming “Doctor WHO”, while listening to the No Such Thing As A Fish podcast within the last few days!
If I remember correctly I think this was made after he’d been cast as the Doctor but before his episodes started airing, which means it pretty much had to be an intentional joke to cast him this way.
For now I shall ignore the blasphemy, but I will say I must have been unlucky the only time I’ve tried this. Because the own brand yeast extract I tried was much thicker, and much less salty. Disappointing all round.
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