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jabathekek , to technology in Apple refuses to call Apple Intelligence 'AI'
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lurch , to technology in Apple refuses to call Apple Intelligence 'AI'

Here you go Apple: 🍏I

mannycalavera , to technology in Apple refuses to call Apple Intelligence 'AI'
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Too late

Ultraviolet , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I’m sure there’s some MBA douche stupid enough to buy it.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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I could see Apple buying it. The form factor makes sense, it’s the fact that it relies on AI and has its own cell connection are the main issues. If I could tap it and have Siri take dictation or take a picture of something to get more information it would be pretty neat.

efstajas ,

Does it though? Having it pull down your shirt, having to rely on projecting a GUI on your hand, and being unable to hear it in loud environments all seem like pretty strong limitations of the form factor

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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I’d drop the projector interface, as cool as it is, since you have a phone for that. Maybe make it a pendant as well as a pin.

Apple’s got a lot of experience with using tiny speakers in loud places, so I bet they could figure out something maybe using directional microphones. Plus, again, you’ve got the phone so you can use the headphones.

farcaller ,

If you drop the projector, then airpods already do it better when paired with the watch. There’s no point in such a device at all, then.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Airpods don’t have a camera though. 90% of my photos are of things I need to remember, like a shopping list or a specific product I need to get Having to dig out (or find) my phone to do that is a pain.

And I don’t have Airpods because I’d lose them, one by one, and the replacements are twice the price as another pair of perfectly workable Bluetooth headphones.

efstajas ,

If they wanted to companies could put a camera in a smart watch easily. Samsung was doing it ages ago.

sugar_in_your_tea ,

My kids have a crappy watch ($30-40) that has a camera. It’s not a technical problem, it’s just a stupid idea, it’s not an ergonomic place to use a camera.

stonehopper ,

Bruh i’d worried about the privacy of your kids when wearing crappy cheap device with a camera on it

sugar_in_your_tea ,

Why? There’s no internet connection on it, so the only way to get media on or off is via the micro SD card.

efstajas ,

For sure, my point is just that they could if it made sense — so clearly they don’t think it does, at least for now.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Which would be great if I wore a watch, but I don’t

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

What about the Meta Ray bands?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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The time before I lose a pair of glasses is inversely proportional to how much I pay for them. If I spent $400 on glasses they would likely disappear off my face before I left the store

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Sunglasses are very easy to lose.

I’m considering a prescription pair because those are less likely to be lost.

I just wish they weren’t meta linked.

dependencyinjection ,

Apple already have the perfect form factor, it’s called a phone.

GamingChairModel ,

Or, if you want something smaller, they have a watch.

Hobbes_Dent ,

Or if you want something bigger they have glasses.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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What if I don’t wear a watch?

irreticent ,
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Then you’ll have to look elsewhere when you want to know what time it is.

jol ,

Why on earth would apple buy this shitty android device? And feature wise, they can just make the airpods into an AI device paired with your phone or watch.

capital ,

I don’t need any hardware that does something my phone already does.

I don’t understand this reverse consolidation these companies think people want.

jeffw OP , to technology in After its reputation went up in flames, Humane warns users its charging case may too
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Gotta say, this is “headline of the year” contender material

finley ,

Only if it weren’t for the sloppy verb tense disagreement. It should read:

After its reputation goes up in flames, Humane warns users its charging case may, too

5th graders learn how to conjugate irregular verbs. Engadget editors should know better.

Cheradenine ,

Isn’t it past imperfect though? So it would be goed

finley , (edited )

“Goes” and “may” are both present participle, whereas “went” is simple past participle. To match “went”, one would have to use the word “might” (simple past participle of “may”). The choice of the word “might”, however, is inappropriate in this context because it is referring to something that would happen in the future (and is less than certain to), and the word “might” typically refers to things that could have happened in the past. “May” refers to things that are likely to happen in the present or future, making it the appropriate word choice.

Also, there is no imperfect tense in English. That would be the continuous tense.

catastrophicblues ,

Can you help me understand why? Both seem right to me, and GPT is insistent that the original is right

finley , (edited )

“Goes” and “may” are both present participle, whereas “went” is simple past participle. To match “went”, one would have to use the word “might” (simple past participle of “may”). The choice of the word “might”, however, is inappropriate in this context because the headline is referring to something that would happen in the future (and is less than certain to), and the word “might” typically refers to things that could have happened in the past. “May” refers to things that are likely to happen in the present or future, making it the appropriate word choice.

Edit: the verb tenses should match because the first clause is a dependent clause which depends on the second clause which defines the subject “Humane”. If the first clause had been an independent clause, then it would be OK for the verb tenses not to match. Bad style, but not grammatically incorrect.

catastrophicblues ,

Thank you so much! That makes sense, and since you explained why, I can look up participles myself :)

Snapz , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

How do you actually get the oil from the snake though?

Skymt ,

Turn them into bovine fodder, then get the oil from the bullshit.

Reverendender , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I am also seeking a $1 billion buy out, to compensate for years of being underpaid! What a coincidence!

mPony ,

I’d buy you out but all I have is my 20 bucks from streaming music revenue and I’m going to spend that on beer.

downhomechunk ,
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A 6 pack of good beer or a 30 pack of piss?

mPony ,

oh jesus, GOOD beer.
how anyone can drink sub-par beer is fucking beyond me. Drinking that stuff is just self-disrespect. I mean, I get it, but, just, no.

downhomechunk ,
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I can confidently say as a recovering alcoholic that I would have bought neither. I would gave gone with a handle of the cheapest vodka in the store and a pouch of drum, bugler or Samson. And that would have been my 3 meals for the day.

mPony ,

well bud, I must admit that does sound a bit rough. I wish you well in your recovery.

bizzle ,
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If you even made one dollar off your own music, that’s fuckin cool. You earned that beer!

What’s your band called?

mPony ,

we’re called The Three Leonards. We do covers of pop songs in a pastiche of mid-1980’s Leonard Cohen, and yes it’s pretty different than music other people make today. Folks seem to like our covers of Toxic and Rusted From The Rain quite a bit.

And yeah, we friggin’ earned that beer.

bizzle ,
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You guys rock surprisingly hard

mPony ,

a) Thank you :) That’s super nice to see, first thing in the morning.
b) Please tell your friends
c) Which ones do you like best?

kokesh , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin
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No one wants badly executed overheating slow Google assistant in a pointless little box. You already have a superior assistant in your pocket, reacting to your voice.

SlopppyEngineer ,

And bluetooth pins that allow you to talk to the AI in your pocket already exist. That’s without that projector screen thing but still.

noodlejetski ,

okay but what if it could also set you on fire?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Checkmate

AdamEatsAss ,

I am contesting this match because you cheated. Something like a vibrating flaming AI insertable had to have helped you.

coolmojo ,

What if I use a Samsung Note 7?

Snapz ,

Sure sure, but this one is very close to your skin and vital organs and could burn you or just plain explode, so how about it?

buttfarts ,

Some try-hard wants to reinvent the wheel to show what a cutting-edge “disruptor” they can be, but they only succeed in making a shittier version of an already extant product

Etterra , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

Inevitably. That’s the goal of most tech startups; hype themselves up and sell out for as many millions as possible. Meanwhile honest labor, education, and trades workers can’t afford houses.

Wispy2891 , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

HP is reportedly one of the companies that Humane was in talks with over a potential sale

They didn’t learn the lesson with webos? They lost billions even if that was a good os with good phones.

Can’t imagine anyone wanting to buy this company for more than 1million and that’s just because of patents and devs (acquihire - where the buyer is only interested in ip and devs and doesn’t care at all about the actual product)

Wispy2891 , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I’m also be seeking for a 1 billion payout

At least my product is working as intended

Snapz , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

10k orders huh… How many returns though?

Snapz , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

Tell me it’s being bought by a data mining company?

phoneymouse , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I don’t see how the AI assistant won’t eventually just end up on the smartphone. And, given that it’s not always appropriate to talk out loud to your phone, being able to use it with a screen makes it the perfect device for it.

huginn ,

There’s totally a use case for a peripheral like a watch… But it’s only so you don’t have to pull your phone out of your pocket.

Zron ,

That’s why they made it a pin.

Sure you can sell an app on the App Store, but most people won’t pay more than 5 bucks for an app, and even that’s stretching it. And the subscription market is already over saturated. So how do you make a boatload of cash? Sell overpriced hardware that needs to be “upgraded” every year or 2 to use new features, and include a subscription to use the thing in the first place.

They wanted to pull an Apple and lock people into their hardware ecosystem. I guarantee there was a plan for them to release an AI phone in the next 5 years if this thing did well.

What they missed is Apple products are generally pleasant to use on a daily basis. From what everyone said, this thing was hot garbage and slow to respond to queries.

MartianFox ,

Yeah, that’s all correct, but sometimes you just have to admit that the idea in that form is not good and don’t make a product out of it…

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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As someone who doesn’t wear a watch, having a little fob that I could use to activate Siri without digging my phone out of my pocket would be pretty nice. If it were a phone peripheral it probably would have been a lot better.

dependencyinjection ,

It will just come as standard with phones. Apple made a deal with OpenAI so it’s only a matter of time until Samsung does the same. Then it becomes a selling point for the device.

capital ,

The ear bud/voice interface we see in the movie Her looks nice too TBH.

If we ever get LLMs or whatever we call AI next that is able to understand us that well and perform complex actions for us, I could see that working great.

exanime , to technology in Microsoft moves to resolve privacy concerns over its Recall feature

By apologizing and retiring the entire feature?

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