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watson387 , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
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Nope.

Xeroxchasechase , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Next it’ll be ABS and seatbelts

doctortofu , (edited )
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BMW, soon: “Warning - you are almost out of your free braking credits for this month! Purchase additional BMW Premium Gems that can be exchanget for braking credits at the rate of 13.7 to 1 and into acceleration credits at the rate of 12.864 to 1 now, or activate the Braking Unlimited subscription to receive unlimited braking credits and a chance to win 4 free hours of air conditioning!”

nehal3m ,

MBA mode: Why is accelerating more expensive than braking? Let’s flip that pricing around! Let people put the pedal to the metal and then gauge out their eyes when they realize they will need to stop!

Xeroxchasechase ,

Subscrptio automatically activated and charged if the car detect an emergency. Codified by the bipartisan bill: “Kids road safty and protection act”

SuperSaiyanSwag , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

BMW is always making headlines with this crap, are there any other brands doing this shit? I know Hyundai IONIQ has a free trial for you to be able to unlock your car and whatnot with an app, later they will do it subscription based.

Fades , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

FUCK these out of control capitalists jesus christ.

billwashere , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

What ever happened to you buy a car and that’s it. No need for subscriptions to things like suspensions, steering wheels, running engines…. You know the things I bought.

And what happens when all the cars are like this? EAAS? (Enshittification As A Service)

Thunderwolf , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Should be a nottheonion article

tabular , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
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If I own the car it’s my hardware to use. If I don’t own that suspension then someone needs to collect their property from my car.

Incel_Inside , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

TPB go brrrrrrrrrr

InternetUser2012 , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Anyone that buys a car that has shit like this is a fool.

x00z ,
@x00z@lemmy.world avatar

The article implies nobody even knew it already had this functionality. I’m sure the customers weren’t told either.

InternetUser2012 ,

I’ve heard for years that BMW was doing shit like this. Heated seats is what it started with. Toyota did it with remote start but I think they backed down after the outrage.

madcaesar , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

We need a FOSS car…

Incel_Inside , (edited ) to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

We start again with a strange Germany in Europe:)

Germany; don’t do this please…

rimjob_rainer ,

Just don’t buy it

tabular ,
@tabular@lemmy.world avatar

That strategy repeatedly fails, companies in the same market will see it extracting more profit and start doing it too.

rimjob_rainer ,

Then don’t buy their products either.

tabular ,
@tabular@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t buy any car if they all do this in the future? People need a better answer, don’t find comfort in “just don’t buy it”.

rimjob_rainer ,

How about you just stop consoooming. There will always be cars without this and if there aren’t: there are more sustainable modes of transportation anyways.

LordCrom , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

I can easily foresee the drm services or servers being shutdown, like the Microsoft music server…most you bought can no longer be used if moved.

Eventually they will “retire” this model and shut down servers. Making the car maybe driveable, but won’t have stuff you paid for I bet.

Plus, eventually someone will unlock this with a hacked car software patch anyway.

KillerWhale ,

Insurance company’s will start testing for hacks and denying coverage.

michaelmrose , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Why is this bad in a nutshell.

A) The only way to control access to this feature is to lock down and phone home. If it doesn’t phone home then when someone figures out a way around your present security its possible for someone to sell said features forever. Such DRM could hurt repeatability by accident or more likely on purpose.

B) There is no reason to fail open so even if BMW is still chugging when they stop taking your cars phone calls and retires those servers you get no more feature.

C) The amount spent over the lifespan of a car wherein people opt to take care of their valuable asset absolutely dwarfs the cost able to be extracted up front

D) This functionality opens the door to a hacker not just turning off your features but turning off your car. This includes state sponsored attackers and people who are just generally pissed off at the geopolitical actions of your country of origin. If you are in the US that is a lot of fucking people.

E) Product segmentation on average increases the amount you can extract per user. Allowing segmentation by features turn on or off in software by the month it allows far greater segmentation with no reasonable expectation that the baseline will be lower. This means the lowest end user of a model pays the same for even less. The median user pays somewhat more and the max user pays a LOT more.

F) This means wholly paid for used cars now come with a car payment to the manufacturer.

Now there are half a hundred people on the boards of these companies and 338M of us in the US. 449M in the EU. There is no reason to allow this misfeature to continue to be a thing in our markets. If automakers don’t like those restrictions any one of them can opt to most of the most valuable markets in the world and find their fortunes exclusively in China while their competitors eat their former marketshare.

ILikeBoobies , (edited )

C and e don’t sound like bad things

At least not bad enough for the company not to do it

michaelmrose ,

All of it is a reason for people to vote not to allow it. This can be accomplished federally or via initiatives in states. If a handful states comprising 30-50% of the pop wont allow it then it will be dead.

ILikeBoobies ,

Seems like forcing liability would be more successful

BearOfaTime , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

🖕BMW

uriel238 , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
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I’d hoped that BMW (and the rest of the automotive industry) would have learned from the subscription heated seats debacle.

Oh well, no Beemers for me.

Incel_Inside ,

We already pay shitty spare parts subscription for the shitty cars they make.

BMW dances in bare ass in front of Chinese erect cock.

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