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TheObviousSolution , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
@TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee avatar

Imagine suffering an accident and having to pay a plus because of a feature you can’t even use on the parts you replace. I feel this is non-competitive bullshit that is following the trend Elon Musk started, although it probably started much earlier.

intensely_human , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Last tweet:

“The suspension is killing me”

whyNotSquirrel , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

They tried doing it with blinkers but none of their drivers noticed

JoMomma , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

I was charged 150$ to enable the recording feature of the local, built in cameras on my car… All the recording happens locally and nothing is sent to the cloud… Literally paid to use what I already had… Yay capitalism

FireWire400 , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
@FireWire400@lemmy.world avatar

They tried this with heated seats and no one wanted it, what made them think would we accept this?

German car makers have become such a joke in the last decade…

aeronmelon , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Oh I cannot wait to hear about this on ATP.

ohlaph , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

I’d rather invest in a Tacoma.

sndmn , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has its pricks on the outside.

BearOfaTime , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

As I said elsewhere, 🖕 BMW

Not like I’d ever own their overpriced garbage in the first place. I’ve worked on them (since the 70’s), they’re over-hyped trash from a durability standpoint. And how they put things together makes maintenance a nightmare.

They could learn a lot from Japan, who’s worst brands are far better

TranquilTurbulence ,

Any observations on Mercedes and Audi?

Grass , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

kill it with fire

henfredemars , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Well to their credit I was never considering a BMW in the first place because to me personally I just don’t see the value of the offerings.

BearOfaTime ,

Because you’re not blinded by ego.

watson387 , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Nope.

Xeroxchasechase , to nottheonion in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

Next it’ll be ABS and seatbelts

doctortofu , (edited )
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nehal3m ,

MBA mode: Why is accelerating more expensive than braking? Let’s flip that pricing around! Let people put the pedal to the metal and then gauge out their eyes when they realize they will need to stop!

SuperSaiyanSwag , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

BMW is always making headlines with this crap, are there any other brands doing this shit? I know Hyundai IONIQ has a free trial for you to be able to unlock your car and whatnot with an app, later they will do it subscription based.

Fades , to technology in BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)

FUCK these out of control capitalists jesus christ.

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