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DogPeePoo , to technology in US regulator admits cyber-security lapse before rogue Bitcoin post

Someone is lying

autotldr Bot , to world in Myanmar's army is losing - and facing fire from a militant monk

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Last Tuesday, a noisy crowd of several hundred people stood in the small main square of Pyin Oo Lwin, a popular Myanmar hill town, to hear a bespectacled monk make a startling suggestion.

The man who led the 2021 coup against the elected government of Aung San Suu Kyi, provoking a catastrophic civil war, has faced plenty of international censure, and is loathed by much of Myanmar’s population.

Following violent clashes between local Buddhists and Muslim Rohingyas in Rakhine State in 2012, one militant monk, Wirathu, helped set up a movement known as Ma Ba Tha, or the Association for Protection of Race and Religion.

One prominent blogger recently called Min Aung Hlaing “incompetent”, saying that under him the country had experienced loss and shame of historic proportions, for which he should pay the price and step down.

The bloody two-year stalemate, between the well-equipped armed forces and the hundreds of volunteer groups which had risen up and joined the ethnic insurgents to fight the junta, appeared to have been broken.

Unable to secure the roads from ambush, the military is relying on its limited number of helicopters to re-supply surrounded bases, and on air strikes to defend them, causing extensive civilian casualties.


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autotldr Bot , to technology in US regulator admits cyber-security lapse before rogue Bitcoin post

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The US financial regulator has confirmed a key security procedure on its X account had been suspended for six months when hackers made a fake post about Bitcoin in January.

The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) did not have multi-factor authentication (MFA) in place when hackers gained access to the account.

"Once access was re-established, MFA remained disabled until staff re-enabled it after the account was compromised on January 9.

Because MFA had been suspended on the account, the hacker was able to reset the password, log in and make a post.

It announced the SEC had approved so-called exchange-traded funds (ETFs) for Bitcoin, which shot up in value to $48,000 (£37,800) before the post was withdrawn.

It takes many forms, including having a dedicated app that gives you a pin code for a website, as well as sending a text message, though this is considered less secure.


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Coasting0942 , to world in Navy Seals presumed dead after anti-Houthi mission - BBC News

Damn. I’d rather take a bullet.

PugJesus ,
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Unfortunately, always a risk in naval operations. I have a relative who used to do search-and-rescue with the Coast Guard, and the stories he tells about just how difficult it is to find a human being once they're in the drink is... harrowing.

prettybunnys ,

My mind immediately goes to the idea that they’d have had some sort of high speed search and rescue nearby along with transponders and whatnot, which goes to show just how much more complicated it must be than movies and shit have made us believe.

Coasting0942 ,

I just want a little GPS thing with a balloon string. Once you get your head above water, pull the ripcord and a little radio just screams a pulse in the radio waves.

They gear these guys up with all the throwing knives but not a floatable transponder???

JohnDClay ,

I thought they usually have a beacon in the life vests? But idk what the operational limitations were for using them.

autotldr Bot , to world in Navy Seals presumed dead after anti-Houthi mission - BBC News

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Two US Navy Seals who went missing during an operation to seize Iranian-made weapons - bound for Houthis in Yemen - are now presumed dead, the US military says.

“We mourn the loss of our two Naval Special Warfare warriors, and we will forever honour their sacrifice and example,” said the head of Central Command (Centcom), Gen Michael Erik Kurilla.

Navy Seals are members of a specialist maritime military force responsible for tasks including reconnaissance and carrying out covert operations.

Military officials told the Associated Press the first Seal was swept into heavy seas during the night mission as they were boarding an unflagged dhow - a traditional sailing ship - where the weapons were discovered.

The supply, sale and transfer of weapons to the Houthis is considered a violation of a 2015 United Nations Security Resolution, as well as international law.

Dozens of vessels have been targeted in the Houthi attacks, leading hundreds of cargo ships and tankers to be rerouted around the southern tip of Africa to avoid the strikes.


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FriendBesto , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

Catholic Church: Molesting Children via Godly Decree™

tygerprints , to news in [Iowa] Evangelicals on Trump: "God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."

These trump-arasites are not humans but sick small brained pathogens that deserve complete and total eradication from the earth.

tygerprints , to news in [Iowa] Evangelicals on Trump: "God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."

And now, an honest report on what god did. He looked down on his filthy sewage called "earth," and saw the slimeball that was trump leading the small-minded, the bigoted, the earnestly ignorant like a pied piper down a drain of utter filth and total corruption. And for this reason, he gave humans the incentive to start using nuclear bombs to wipe our filth off the face of the planet completely for eternity.

CoffeeJunkie , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'
superbirra , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

UNLESS…

Agent641 , (edited ) to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

Me learning about masturbation for the first time: 😳

The priest showing me: 🤫

Omega_Haxors ,

h-h–hh–hholy shit 💀

Showroom7561 , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

Stop trying to justify molesting children.

Nobilmantis ,
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Bro out of all the people of the churches in the world, I really think pope Francis is the last person to bring this point on…

Showroom7561 ,

Yeah, a real leader among leaders.

The Catholic Church has protected pedophiles among their ranks for as long as the Catholic Church has been around.

They’ve thrown a few under the bus after overwhelming evidence has been filed against them, but that doesn’t change much.

Nobilmantis ,
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The Catholic Church has protected pedophiles among their ranks for as long as the Catholic Church has been around.

It is documented and undeniable that there have been such figures in the church, but it is my opinion that this specific pope has been trying to bring the church in a different direction, both on this specific issue, but also generally more progressive, if you want.

Yeah, a real leader among leaders.

Thanks for sharing this article, I’ve read it and tried to do more reaserch on the topic (turns out the wikipedia page on the matter is pretty dense and source-full, while the NYT wrote just has a couple lines written quickly). I will answer with this article from the guardian

Showroom7561 ,

“Despite recent measures to root out abuse by priests and increase transparency, some victims say the Vatican still has not gone far enough to protect children even in the West, where intense media coverage of paedophile priests has led to greater scrutiny of church practices.”

Francis has been in power for over a decade now, and that quote (from your link) was written years ago. Nothing has really changed.

Zehzin , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'
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I don’t know why the headline made me Imagine the Pope getting really excited and calling all his homies in cause he found out what sex is

Agent641 ,

“Brothers, look, we had it wrong this whole time. It says ‘Celebrate’!”

carl_dungeon , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

“So are little boys!” — the clergy

Sgt_choke_n_stroke , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'

Or is it the result of years of evolution to increase reproduction?

poplargrove ,

Theistic evolution believers: why not both

jol ,

I guess we’re all God’s pets children and He wants us to keep reproducing. Evolution is compatible with believing in God. Now why He put my g spot inaide my ass can only be proof of His immense sense of humour.

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