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FlyingSquid , to news in Marvin Gaye: Never-before heard music resurfaces in Belgium
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So that’s what’s going on.

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in A British-registered ship attacked in the Red Sea has been damaged but has not sunk, BBC Verify has discovered.

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A British-registered ship attacked in the Red Sea has been damaged but has not sunk, BBC Verify has discovered.

BBC analysis shows the attacks have continued despite the US and UK launching strikes on Houthis in Yemen.

The BBC has also obtained an image from Wednesday (shown at the top of this article) apparently of the same vessel in a similar situation, still afloat but with its stern very low in the water.

The attacks have prompted many shipping companies to stop using the critical waterway, which accounts for about 12% of global seaborne trade.

The UK government has condemned the Houthi action as “completely unacceptable” and said it and its allies reserve the right to respond appropriately.

US and British forces began carrying out air strikes on military targets across Houthi-controlled western Yemen in response last month.


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Pantherina , to technology in BBC iPlayer to end programme downloads for PCs and Macs

Yay DRM

volvoxvsmarla , to world in Gazans surviving off animal feed and rice as food dwindles

Jesus Christ, my first reaction was That’s great news! They got something to eat!! I can’t believe I am happy to read someone is eating animal feed but I guess this is better than nothing at all. Ffs.

autotldr Bot , to world in Gazans surviving off animal feed and rice as food dwindles

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People living in the isolated north of Gaza have told the BBC that children are going without food for days, as aid convoys are increasingly denied permits to enter.

The BBC spoke to three people living in Gaza City and Beit Lahia, and viewed footage and interviews filmed by local journalists in Jabalia.

“We know there is a very serious risk of famine in Gaza if we don’t provide very significant volumes of food assistance on a regular basis,” said the WFP regional chief, Matt Hollingworth.

Duha al-Khalidi, a mother of four in Beit Lahia, told the BBC two weeks ago that she walked six miles (9.5km) to her sister’s house in Gaza City, in a desperate search for food, after her children had not eaten for three days.

Video filmed in the Jabalia neighbourhood north of Gaza City shows residents sitting among the rubble of bombed out streets, digging down into the earth to tap large underground water pipes.

As Israel bombs Rafah, ahead of a widely expected ground offensive there, leaders on both sides are under pressure to end the suffering of people trapped in Gaza - their enemy’s, and their own.


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zik , to news in Tucker Carlson: Putin takes charge as TV host gives free rein to Kremlin

I expect to hear in a few years that Carlson has been on the payroll of the Russians for years.

autotldr Bot , to world in Tucker Carlson: Putin takes charge as TV host gives free rein to Kremlin

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The American had touted his sit-down with Putin as a triumph for free speech, asserting that he was heading where no Western news outlets dared to tread.

Carlson’s claim also ignored the fact that Russia’s president has spent the past two decades in power systematically stamping out free speech at home.

He talked about a Russian “patriot” who had “eliminated a bandit” in a European capital, seeming to confirm previous reports that Russia is demanding a prisoner swap with Vadim Krasikov.

It’s all part of how Putin justified his full-scale invasion, almost two years ago - along with “de-Nazifying” Ukraine, which he claimed is still a work in progress.

“Sooner or later this will end in agreement,” was Putin’s message, arguing that Nato was coming to realise that defeating Russia on the battlefield would be impossible.

The American did not push Putin at all on political repression at home, which includes locking up vocal opponents of the war in jail.


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Wilzax , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

Darn, I was hoping for a car crash

ThePowerOfGeek , to ukcasual in US scientist recommends adding salt to make perfect cup of tea - BBC News
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“We want to ensure the good people of the UK that the unthinkable notion of adding salt to Britain’s national drink is not official United States policy. And never will be,” the embassy said on X, formerly known as Twitter.

Getting ahead of a diplomatic crisis. Good idea.

gmtom , to ukcasual in US scientist recommends adding salt to make perfect cup of tea - BBC News

Mans getting bare rude yeah? Whos endz you think ur in bruv? The disrespec. We gonna make 1812 look like a fuckin’ joke, you know what I’m sayin fam?

xor ,

This comment gave me the ick

shalafi , to ukcasual in US scientist recommends adding salt to make perfect cup of tea - BBC News

Damnit. Now the Royal Navy in on the way to dump our tea in Boston Harbor.

Funny enough, a pinch a salt in coffee is a US Navy thing. Tried it, but must have overdone it.

Amro , to worldnews in Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'
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@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!

Nougat , to news in [Iowa] Evangelicals on Trump: "God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."

RIP independent thought.

adespoton ,

Why does that remind me of The Life of Brian?

Nougat ,

The absolutely most brilliant scene ever: Yes! We're all different! (I'm not.)

rammer ,
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You forgot the immediate shushing after the “I’m not”.

steventhedev , to world in Al Jazeera bureau chief's son Hamza al-Dahdouh among journalists killed in Gaza

Sounds like Mustafa Thuria was the driver, Hamza Wael Dahdouh was in the passenger seat, and Hazem Rajab, Amer Abu Amr, and Ahmed al-Bursh were in the back seat (all three of those survived).

AFP says they were filming a house that was damaged by combat, so my guess is they were using a drone to gather footage that is close enough to the drones used by Hamas that the IDF considered it a threat to troops operating nearby.

riodoro1 ,

You forgot three hamas terrorists hiding under the hood. Fuck Israel

nekandro , to worldnews in At least 103 dead in bomb blasts near Iran general Qasem Soleimani's tomb

Moussavi was killed near Damascus 12/25

al-Rouri was killed in Beirut 01/02

Soleimani’s memorial was attacked 01/03

Gee I sure wonder who could be responsible…

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