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lurch , to news in Alabama mother with rare double womb gives birth to two babies in two days

0.3% of all women isn’t even that rare. nor is one in a million [pregnancies]

GhostsAreShitty ,

That is rare, and being pregnant in both is what’s “one in a million.” Have you heard of this happening before?

CaptainSpaceman ,

I get where the other poster is coming from tho, it sounds like 3500 women alive right now will have this type of pregnancy (1 in a million of 3.5bn women)

However, I think its of the .3% that are born dicavitary, there is THEN a 1 in a million shot to have both uteri fertilized, which means it would only happen once every few generations.

tired_n_bored , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

Cross the political candidate you wish to vote for: Putin [ ] Putin [ ]

TheEighthDoctor ,

I want to vote for Putin [ ]

I have no opinion [ ]

dotdi , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

Seems like Putin will get all 132% of the votes this time, since he will be the only one on the ballots.

umbraroze ,
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Reporter: "Mr. Putin, how is it possible that you got 132% of the vote?"
Putin: "It is merely the byproduct of our superiour domestic mathematical sciences. The numbers are simply greater than the ones produced by foreign-made axioms. Do think of all of the great achievements our mathematicians have done over centuries, such as proving the Poincaré conjecture."
Reporter: (gasp) "Your ballot results were tabulated by Grigori Perelman?"
Putin: "No, we looked at his qualifications but we figured he was out of our reach, unfortunately. We had the results tabulated by some other weird mathematician with a massive case of cabin fever. We saved a lot of taxpayer money this way."

ivanafterall ,
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In Soviet Russia, the election qualifies for you!

gedaliyah ,
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In America, voters choose president. In Soviet Russia, president chooses voters!

Riccosuave ,
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*** Republicans vigorously taking notes *** 🤤

ApexHunter ,

You see, only 39% of the population voted. 95% of the people who voted, voted for Putin. So if you extrapolate that out to the entire population, you get 37% + 95% = 132%. With math like that you can’t lose!

autotldr Bot , to world in Does flying island doctor have the world's best job?

This is the best summary I could come up with:


As an out-of-hours island GP, she provides healthcare to some of the most remote communities in the world, all while experiencing “magic moments”, from seeing baby seals and king penguins to the northern lights.

When she works on Barra in the Outer Hebrides, an island chain off the west coast of mainland Scotland, her plane has to land on the beach - “just one of the most incredible experiences of my life”.

On this particular shift she was sitting next to the pilot with a sheep shearer and noisy cat on the way back to being reunited with its owner, but the flight was also used to help a farmer find some missing cows from the air.

“I’ve never been on an island yet where I felt like a bad doctor because generally you have the time and the setup that allows you to deliver great care, and that gets me out of bed in the morning,” said Dr Payne.

“There are many islands where people living there don’t have access to a hospital without getting on a ferry… it’s the amazing general practice they receive that makes the difference.”

Dr Payne will be in the Orkney islands with her family this Christmas and then she her sights on St Helena, a remote volcanic outpost in the South Atlantic Ocean.


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Pickle_Jr , to news in Alabama mother with rare double womb gives birth to two babies in two days

What if both wombs conceived twins 😱😱

shifted_drifter ,

Sounds like tiny babies or a pretty extreme pregnancy

LetterboxPancake , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

The result of an election is so much more predictable if the candidate name on the form has a strict validation to “Putin”.

cosmicrookie ,
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One of the elections where blank votes matter the most

PugJesus ,
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Putin won over 100% of the vote in several regions. I'm sure filling out blank votes is child's play by comparison.

TheDeepState , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

I wonder what it’s like to live in a country where one group tries to take the opposition off the ballot?

bh11235 ,

What a disingenuous comparison. This woman didn’t start an insurrection. This is like if Putin had prevented Prigozhin from running, which he would have been completely in his rights to.

sukhmel ,

Before shit had hit the fan with that failed coup I thought that Prigozhin would run for the president for real

meco03211 ,

Yeah, like the Republicans who brought the lawsuit in Colorado… cause ya know, that was Republicans trying to block trump.

anon_8675309 ,

I wonder what it’s like to live in a country where a bunch of idiots can’t see what a traitorous bastard their favorite fat ass bumbling bitch of a candidate is.

Pat_Riot ,
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Oh they know. They still wave the flag of another failed attempt to split the nation. They’re all traitorous bastards.

rustyfish ,
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Troll.

Unaware7013 ,

Hey, we could be like Russia in other ways and let a criminal run for president repeatedly.

sukhmel ,

That option seems to lurking just around the corner. Next year sure is going to be interesting 😢

Diotima , (edited )
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I wonder what it's like to support a candidate who disqualifies himself by violating the Constitution he once swore to uphold?

The orange insurrectionist fucked around. Let him find out.

killeronthecorner ,
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Tagged “highly susceptible to propaganda”

Jaysyn , (edited )
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Tell me you failed civics class without telling me you failed civics class.

meat_popsicle ,

What does the 14th amendment say? Why can’t Arnold be President? We have rules and laws.

Pat_Riot ,
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Yeah, Arnold isn’t a natural born citizen. He probably wouldn’t be bad, but the last actor to be president fucked the country so bad it should be an excluded class anyway.

Stern ,
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Interestingly both Ronny and Arnold were governors of the same state.

Arnold got term limited but its questionable if he could have won a third term even if he could run since his approval rating was in the shitter by the time he left office.

RavenFellBlade ,

Awwww, it’s trying to form coherent thoughts! Keep trying, little buddy! Some day you might find two neurons to rub together!

nicetriangle ,

Captain big brain over here with the very smart username

Riccosuave ,
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Novman ,

Lol, anti war candidate in Usa banned, same in Russia. Two jokes of democracies.

girlfreddy OP , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin
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Mr Putin remains the only candidate to be able to register as a candidate.

He doesn’t even try to pretend anymore.

originalucifer ,
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that insurrectionist trump so jelly rn

dept ,

at least pull a Sisi and have some unknowns on the ballot.

Cannacheques ,

The dragon laughs and whips his tail

sentient_loom , to news in Alabama mother with rare double womb gives birth to two babies in two days
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Some women don’t even have one womb. This is womb inequality at its worst.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Is this a kulak?

sentient_loom ,
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If only there were such womb-justice.

RedWeasel , to news in Alabama mother with rare double womb gives birth to two babies in two days

They designated them as twins. How far apart would they have to be for them not to be considered twins? Say someone with the same condition gets a second pregnancy started 3 months later and delivers 3 months apart. would those still be considered twins?

Stovetop ,

Maybe it just has to do with date of conception? If they were both conceived at the same time but one was born earlier, they are still functionally the same as fraternal twins because they come from the same, er, “batch”?

Artemis ,

Really interesting point! Also, what about babies born via IVF that don’t technically share a womb at the same time, but were from the same “batch” of sperm and eggs?

Pregnenolone ,

I mean, we’d be talking the absolute fringes of medical phenomena. In my opinion if they dicavitary at all, they’re twins, regardless of time.

cynar ,

I suspect that it would be impossible to get a 2nd pregnant after a couple of weeks of the first. The baby produces hormones that stop ovulation. The 2nd one would have to be in before that window.

I also suspect that the birth of the 1st would induce the second. She likely didn’t leave labour, the 2nd just took longer, since it was, effectively, induced by the first.

Going back to the broader question, it’s likely that both were inside the mother at the same time. In theory they could be 9 months apart, though that would likely require significant medical effort, and so is effectively impossible.

topinambour_rex , to technology in Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker sentenced to life in hospital prison
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The gang’s attacks on tech giants (…)he remained a high risk to the public.

So tech giants are part of the public ?!

eltrain123 ,

Corporations are people, too! Just ask them…

echodot , to technology in Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker sentenced to life in hospital prison

He’s not really a very serious hacker since he was apparently so easy to find.

afraid_of_zombies , to world in Italy schools that scrap nativity could face fine

Government demands fictional story of rape be presented on school grounds.

DoucheBagMcSwag , to technology in Lapsus$: GTA 6 hacker sentenced to life in hospital prison

Was this from the 2023 leak? Or the glorious 1 hour of video leak?

JoeKrogan , to world in Gunman dead after killing 14 at Prague's Charles University
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Crazy. My thoughts are with the families 😥

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