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nicktron , to worldnews in Beekeepers to the rescue after 5 million bees fall off truck in Canada
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This incident is creating quite a buzz.

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TrippySquidsman ,
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I can’t bee-lieve this happened!

The_Eminent_Bon ,

It’s a stinging sensation

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Beekeepers to the rescue after 5 million bees fall off truck in Canada

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Beekeeper Michael Barber woke up on Wednesday morning to several calls from police looking for help after five million bees fell off a truck in Canada.

Mr Barber said he arrived to “a pretty crazy cloud of bees” who were “very angry, confused and homeless”.

At the same time police put out a public call on social media urging people to stay away from the area, which is about an hour south of Toronto.

The bees were in their hives packed up on the back of a truck and being transported to their wintering location when the accident happened.

The driver of the truck was stung more than 100 times, Mr Barber said, as he wasn’t wearing a full beekeeper suit.

He said he was grateful for the many local beekeepers that worked to keep the insects and the public safe, and added that the incident is a good reminder to always securely strap your bees.


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Scrof ,

Good bot. How nice of him to remind us to always securely strap our bees.

Fiivemacs ,

Kinda weird that you’re thanking code, and gendering it. It’s like how people admire the singer in a band but not the ones making the music or making the singer sound good. The real talent is never appreciated.

cactusupyourbutt ,

that poor driver

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Nuclear weapons testing cause of radioactivity in wild boars, study says

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A new study has found that nuclear weapons tests during the Cold War are a major cause of high levels of radioactivity in central Europe’s wild boar population.

The radioactivity found in wild boars has previously been blamed on the 1986 Chernobyl disaster.

But the new research concludes that earlier nuclear weapons testing in the 1960s is a significant cause.

After testing meat from 48 boars in Germany’s state of Bavaria, scientists from Vienna’s University of Technology and Leibniz University of Hannover found that their radioactivity is to a significant degree caused by older, Cold War nuclear bomb blasts which are still affecting the soil in the area.

Writing in the Environmental Science and Technology journal, the scientists say that radioactive caesium from the tests have sunk into the earth, contaminating deer truffles - the food favoured by wild boars, who dig into the soil to find them.

The boars’ continued contamination threatens the Bavarian forests themselves, the study says: as the animals are not shot for their meat, their populations are growing unsustainably.


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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Blue supermoon: World gazes at rare lunar phenomenon

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Sky gazers around the world are in for a rare treat as a blue supermoon is making a spectacular appearance for the first time since 2009.

A blue Moon occurs when the pattern of days in a year means there are 13 full Moons instead of the usual 12.

This blue Moon is also a supermoon - when the Earth’s only natural satellite appears brighter than usual because it is at its closest point in its orbit around our planet.

The lunar spectacle is visible either on Wednesday or Thursday in different parts of the world.

In the UK, the best time to see the spectacle will be in early hours of Thursday morning.

All photos subject to copyright.


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chili1553 , to worldnews in Canada warns LGBT travellers of US risks

Girl on the left got some big ass tittays

NotErisma , to worldnews in Burger King faces legal claim saying Whopper is too small
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Is this literally:

frothingfash : MAH GOT DANG BURGER TOO SMALL???

came_apart_at_Kmart , to worldnews in Burger King faces legal claim saying Whopper is too small

imo, the dishonesty is less about the size and more about how all the toppings look fresh on the menu, while in person they look like aged out grocery store culls and the burger always looks like someone put it between their ass cheeks and then watched a Peter Jackson movie before serving it.

i don’t really really get how one articulates that in a lawsuit.

i never really noticed it besides the hack bit in Falling Down until i went to a mcdonalds in japan. every item on the menu came out like a goddamn prop for a promotional photo. surreal. kinda made me realize that unless you’re willing to fork over a day’s median wage or more in the US for a prepared meal or go to some mom and pop place that gives a shit, you’re gonna get fuck you food from someone being paid a poverty wage to slop together utility-tier ingredients because screwing over the customer and the worker is what makes rich people more money.

digitalgadget ,

You really hit the nail on the head here. And you're absolutely right about the perfection of fast food in Japan. Well... don't order the fried chicken... but, most other things.

kratoz29 , to worldnews in Burger King faces legal claim saying Whopper is too small

I mean, I can see the reasoning behind this, USA being one of the more obsess countries I can also see the irony here.

Woedin , to worldnews in Voice referendum: Australia to hold historic Indigenous vote in October
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The yes side has not done very well with this.

While I think something should be done, the yes side hasn’t made a good argument.

Giving one group of people extra rights based on their racial heritage and putting it in the constitution.

Telling us how and what,… AFTER it is voted on

AFTER.

You know,… “just trust us, we will work out the details later”

Farman , to worldnews in Burger King faces legal claim saying Whopper is too small

Finally! I have been saying this for years.

The only fast food chain meal that comes in a decent size is the kfc large chiken bucket.

regalia , to worldnews in Canada warns LGBT travellers of US risks

2SLGBTQI+ is widely used in Canada for people who consider themselves two-spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, questioning or intersex.

Yeah I don’t believe that lol, tf is that nonsense if a term

silent_water ,
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we’re adding letters every time you complain about it.

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ricecooker ,

definitely learned a new one today…Two Spirit on Wikiwand

CanadaPlus ,

When speaking I always try and say LGBT+, the “+” being everyone else. Or just queer, which is a decent cover-all on it’s own. The ever longer acronyms get in the way of the point.

regalia ,

think we need to solve this with some regex. Do they accept wild card * ?

LadyAutumn ,
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2SLGBTQ is a common term in the queer community where I’m from.

regalia ,

ah just rolls off the tongue doesn’t it

gornar ,
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Yep, common up here

BaconIsAVeg ,

For early adopters, the term “Two Spirit” was a deliberate act to differentiate and distance themselves from non-Native gays and lesbians

Differentiating yourselves from an already marginalized group? That’s a bold move Cotton…

regalia ,

Just physically say 2SLGBTQI+ out loud and hear how ridiculous that sounds.

GarbageShoot ,

Just physically say abiogenesis out loud and hear how ridiculous that sounds.

silent_water ,
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what sounds ridiculous is bigot lips flapping.

Echo71Niner ,

It sounds fucking dumb.

AcidSmiley ,
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Cishets try to understand queer identities and queer solidarity challenge, difficulty: impossible

burgersc12 , to worldnews in Burger King faces legal claim saying Whopper is too small

Supposedly its a 1/4 pound patty. Compare to the mcd’s quarter pounder. The whopper is thin, and I wouldn’t be surpised if it was smaller than advertised

Raiderkev ,

Eh, I think surface area is larger on a whopper n the meat sticks out of the bun more. Admittedly, the last time I got a whopper was in an airport like 6 months ago bc all chain fast food is absolute ass these days and way overpriced. I try to avoid it outright, but sometimes it’s the only option.

fsxylo , to gaming in Netflix: Streamer's expansion into gaming is 'natural extension'

If I didn’t already hate Netflix, that thumbnail of beth Harmon with the Fortnite art style would make me hate the idea.

mr-apollo OP ,

As someone that has played a few “Netflix” games, I appreciate the Solitaire they offer. It has no advertising, no microtransactions, multiplayer, and the occasional new skin. The Daily challenges are also set up in a user friendly fashion where it doesn’t mandate the player to play it on an exact day.

I’m sure it will turn to shit one day but in the meantime it is good.

nicktron ,
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It’s solitaire man, pretty hard to fuck that one up.

mr-apollo OP ,

You would think so but there isn’t a good version on Xbox.

zephyreks , to worldnews in China map: India lodges 'strong protest' over territory claims

Taiwan claims it too. China and Taiwan must be unified in their territorial claims, whether that is along the Himalayan border or in the South China Sea. Taiwanese and Chinese land claims move in lockstep

BudgieMania , to gaming in Netflix: Streamer's expansion into gaming is 'natural extension'

I'm not surprised they feel like that, they have a lot in common with the gaming space in terms of fucking up franchises due to unrealistic expectations

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