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Not_Gerard , to news in Stolen Van Gogh handed to Dutch art sleuth in Ikea bag

This guy is amazing. He has multiple cases where he recovered stolen art. He negotiate with criminals and recovers it, just about the art.

Amazing guy!

erusuoyera , to news in Watch: River of red wine flows through Portuguese village

emergency services reacted quickly to prevent the wine from contaminating a river.

I bet.

livus , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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Finally.

jadalovelace , to world in Egypt angry as Ethiopia fills Nile dam reservoir amid water row

is this the start of the water wars?

esadatari , to news in Mark Dickey: US explorer freed from one of Turkey's deepest caves

nice.

glad to see he made it out safely.

Im_old , to world in Egypt angry as Ethiopia fills Nile dam reservoir amid water row

Well if they need to row they actually need the water (ba-dum tshhh)

autotldr Bot , to world in Egypt angry as Ethiopia fills Nile dam reservoir amid water row

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Egypt has voiced anger after Ethiopia announced it had filled the reservoir at a highly controversial hydroelectric dam on the Blue Nile river.

“It is with great pleasure that I announce the successful completion of the fourth and final filling of the Renaissance Dam,” Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed said on X, formerly Twitter.

The plan is to generate more than 6,000 MW at the dam, which is about 30km (19 miles) from Ethiopia’s border with Sudan.

Egypt and Sudan argue that common rules for the operation of Gerd must be agreed, fearing that energy-hungry Ethiopia may exacerbate their existing water shortages.

Sudan - currently mired in fighting between rival armies - did not immediately react to Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed’s announcement on Sunday.

“Ethiopia’s unilateral measures are considered a disregard for the interests and rights of the downstream countries and their water security, as guaranteed by principles of international law.”


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Rusticus , to news in Senator Tuberville: No truce over military blockade on abortion

This is where we are: military leaders claim it’s a security risk. The senator (who has no military experience) doesn’t care. Ironic that I am typing this on 9/11.

rustyfish , to world in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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Well someone took his sweet fucking time.

autotldr Bot , to news in All Wilko shops to shut with 12,500 jobs likely to go

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Click here to see the summaryThe billionaire owner of HMV, Doug Putman, hoped to keep up to 300 Wilko shops open, but his bid failed as rising costs complicated the deal. A rescue bid put forward by Canadian entrepreneur Doug Putman was hampered by the costs and difficulties thrown up by the need to overhaul Wilko’s supply chains. Mr Putman said he had worked with administrators and suppliers over several weeks to seek a viable way to rescue the business and the failed bid was “a great disappointment”. Nadine Houghton, national officer at the GMB union, said: "Wilko was far more than a brand, a retailer or the products it sold, it was the thousands of loyal team members now facing an uncertain future. Wilko had already borrowed millions from restructuring specialist Hilco, cut jobs and rejigged its leadership team and sold off a distribution centre as it struggled with rising costs and keeping shops fully stocked. If you are reading this page and can’t see the form you will need to visit the mobile version of the BBC website to submit your question or comment or you can email us at [email protected]. — Saved 79% of original text.

jayrhacker , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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Satanic Panic 2023 Edition…

CorrodedCranium , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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“They’re [students] laying down with blankets over them, their eyes are closed. It’s very dark in there. I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room, and I was just walking around playing my drum. I had a nice floaty top on with large bell sleeves,” she said.

“A couple with some dogs just came up to the window and were having a look in, but they walked off really quickly and I didn’t think anything of it.”

Some real Karen energy there.

burgersc12 ,

Everyone inside is dead! I could tell because they had blankets!!

CorrodedCranium ,
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“They had drinks! Could it be Kool Aid?”

Carighan , to nottheonion in 'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class
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Story was already reported by another outlet here.

stopthatgirl7 , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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GOOD.

HappyMeatbag , to news in Spanish FA president Rubiales resigns over Hermoso kiss
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I would have actually preferred to see him get fired and leave the office in furious humiliation. This is good too, though!

jarfil ,

He’s also getting sued, this isn’t over yet. The guys who supported him, and those who still do, are also pending getting dealt with.

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