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some_guy , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed this

Perfect shitpost.

some_guy , 2 months ago to funny in Chicago Man is ungovernable

The arched eyebrow tells me he plans to do it again.

“Oh, you think I’ll stop?”

some_guy , 2 months ago to world in University of Barcelona's senate votes in favor of pro-Palestine protesters requests

That makes two of ‘em. Holy shit, I really how they all come crashing down. Give us a tidal wave of divestment.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Catholic Group Defrocks AI Priest After It Gave Strange Answers

This was like two weeks ago, wasn’t it?

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in I used resume spammers to apply for 120 jobs. Chaos ensued.

The conclusion was to rely on nepotism.

some_guy , 2 months ago to cat in Uuhhh... help with new cat meeting old cat, or soothe me please

I had two males where one had been established and they didn’t become buds until we moved to a new place and both were on neutral ground. It’s not very practical, but it worked like a charm. That’s not why we moved. Just a nice side effect.

some_guy , 2 months ago to workreform in Google employees questioned leadership about cost cuts, layoffs and “morale” issues following the company’s better-than-expected first-quarter earnings report.

I don’t know how you can better disrespect them than this.

some_guy , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Rip Striker 2000-2024 😭

This isn’t mine, but I was reminded of it:

Five requests with regard to my eventual death September 10, 2021

1. If it happens that my death occurred in some public place, there is to be no ersatz memorial created on that location comprised of teddy bears, mylar balloons, or terrible poems written on posterboard in pink Magic Marker™. This is very, very important.
2. If you choose to have any kind of service “memorializing” me, there will be no use of the phrase “looking down on us.”
3. At no time is any outraged friend or family member to appear in public looking indignant and holding up a framed photograph of me.
4. If you refer to anything I’ve ever done as “brave,” “courageous,” or “special,” I will personally come back from the grave and shit angry ghost turds in your coffee pot.
5. If the resources exist and the weather is fine, I’d prefer to have my remains torn asunder by vicious dogs while “Tusk” is performed by an enthusiastic high school marching band.

www.5ives.com/…/five-requests-with-regard-to-my-e…

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Mom’s Fatal Fall at Ohio State Graduation Was No Accident: Coroner

That’s a really selfish thing to do to all the students who are celebrating their achievement, not to mention her twelve year old kid. Off yourself in a way that won’t traumatize the people you leave behind. Holy shit.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Abortion restrictions increase risk of intimate partner homicide, study finds

Which is good because we can profit off their labor when they go to jail. /s

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Florida ex-cop with ‘patterns of abuse and bias’ joins DeSantis’s state guard

During a two-year inquiry into Ortiz’s conduct, witnesses alleged that Ortiz engaged in “pattern of abuse and bias against minorities, particularly African-Americans”, and previously cyber-stalked and doxxed people who complained against him or other officers, the Herald reported.

Sounds like a perfect fit for ole’ Ronnie-boy.

Ortiz’s hiring raises additional concerns as the Florida state guard is reportedly being trained as an armed, combat-ready militia under DeSantis’s command versus a disaster relief agency, according to military veteran recruits who have quit the state guard training program.

Fascist fuck is looking forward to brutalizing anyone he doesn’t like.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Houston Police Chief Troy Finner resigns amid suspended-cases scandal

At issue is an internal department code that police used in 264,000 cases to suspend investigations due to a lack of personnel. The crimes included roughly 4,000 sexual assault cases.

Police are massively funded yet do no work.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Trinity to work towards total divestment from Israel in unprecedented win for BDS

Holy shit. The first domino. Let’s see a cascade!

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Former U.S. soldier convicted in cold case murder of pregnant 19-year-old soldier on Army base in Germany

I wish the article had some info about how they arrived at the conclusion that it was this guy, but that info is completely absent.

some_guy , 2 months ago to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't understand.

That one made my head hurt.