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some_guy , 2 months ago to news in 'Sedition Panda' convicted of assaulting officer on Jan. 6 after judge calls defense argument 'absurd'

While I take your point, a quick search reveals that:

Giant pandas are not latrine-using animals – they urinate and defecate wherever they happen to be and whatever they happen to be doing at the moment.

So the litter boxes in schools wouldn’t help this dirtbag and the poor janitorial staff will be stuck cleaning his shit off the floors.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in 'Sedition Panda' convicted of assaulting officer on Jan. 6 after judge calls defense argument 'absurd'

I was going to ask if he was related to Sexual Harassment Panda. But your comment was better.

some_guy , 2 months ago to memes in Excellent

They tried to give him a tv show. The premise was having people from opposite backgrounds swap lives. I watched one episode. It was shit.

He had one good (gimmicky) idea. The findings were shaky. It was still entertaining. Cancer is a son of a bitch.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Daily marijuana use outpaces daily drinking in the US, a new study says

My mother caught me high as fuck when I was ~16yo and asked me, “Have you been smoking the pot?”

The pot.

I laughed so hard it was impossible to lie that I wasn’t high.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Daily marijuana use outpaces daily drinking in the US, a new study says

Recently quit drinking. Went to hit my disposable (only because I only got high once every few months or I’d have bought a refillable vape) and it was dead. Went to a shop yesterday to replace it. Found the gummies that we’d bought last year while doing spring cleaning.

We have a lot planned for today (Saturday) including going into farmland where you can pay to pick fresh fruit plus running some errands. But I’m getting high tonight.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Political consultant indicted for deep-faked Biden ad telling people not to vote

Yeah, but there’s a difference between white-hat hacking (where you find an exploit, test it once to confirm its validity, and report it without abusing it) and actually modifying a bunch of records (the equivalent of what this would be). White-hatting tries to be minimally-destructive while proving the vulnerability.

some_guy , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in The future is here

Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Uvalde school shooting victims' families announce $2 million settlement with Texas city and new lawsuits

Any settement that doesn’t penalize non-reactive cops is too little, imo.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Harvard board bars 13 pro-Palestine student protesters from graduating, overruling faculty

Look, the most important voices are the non-scholastic billionaire donors. Why would you care about the opinions of those engaged in pedagogy? This is a business, not a school!

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Trump lashes out after DOJ reveals classified documents were found in his bedroom

She even stored them upside down. Treacherous shithead.

You might need to have read other stuff to get this joke. It’s not my job to provide backstory.

some_guy , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Believe what you see, not what you’re told

Silly human. You used earthling mathematics. On Mars (where Lonnie is from), physics works a different way. See? Lonnie is the genius all his sycophants say he is.

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Political consultant indicted for deep-faked Biden ad telling people not to vote

“Confronted with the evidence, Kramer admitted that he commissioned the call, but he insisted he only did it to prompt stricter regulations of AI deep fakes.”

I only broke into the bank vault to prove we need stronger bank vaults.

some_guy , 2 months ago to asklemmy in What's your most unpopular opinion about music ?

Ahh. Poor guy.

some_guy , 2 months ago to linux in find a file containing some text

Why didn’t I think of that? This is a game changer!

some_guy , 2 months ago to news in Houston storm: At least 5 killed, more than 600,000 without power

Interesting take. Noted.