littlebluespark

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in Joe Biden Is Arming Greece So Greece Can Arm Ukraine—And Pro-Russia Republicans Can’t Stop Him

That tracks, as no one thinks of you at all. Sadly, your persona here will simply be staffed by fresh meat once you’re resigned to the trench on the front your drone-maimed corpse’ll plug soon enough. All in time, young comrade. Just wait and see what daddy Putin decides next for your oh-so-loyal patriotic self. 🌻🌻🌻

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in Joe Biden Is Arming Greece So Greece Can Arm Ukraine—And Pro-Russia Republicans Can’t Stop Him

The Republican way is to smugly grease palms, but the way around them is simply via Greece and shrug. 🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in Man accused of destroying Satanic Temple display at Iowa Capitol is now charged with hate crime

Red, white, and black! Check. Pagan origins? Check. Older than Josh? Check. Keeps a list of good & naughty people based on someone else’s notion of such? Check. Makes kiddos curious about the truth and adults wary? Checkity check. Same guy, it seems. 🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to technology in TikTok sounds go silent as songs disappear from app

The vast majority of humans are useless fucks that act as though they’re incapable of thinking beyond their own self interests, or even less. 🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to technology in It’s Surprisingly Easy to Live Without an Amazon Prime Subscription

Yo ho!

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in 'White Lives Matter' member gets 18 years for firebombing church that planned drag events

You’re so close… It has a use, though it’s completely vile: the US prison system is simply rebranded slavery. Fact.

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to pics in An interesting duck

Literally because that’s how they feed. The verb precedes their name. 🤌🏼

Also, I so wish you were the real Bill Murray 🥰🤘🏼🤪

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in What really caused the sriracha shortage? 2 friends, and the epic breakup that left millions without their favorite hot sauce

Preach. 🤌🏼

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in What really caused the sriracha shortage? 2 friends, and the epic breakup that left millions without their favorite hot sauce

I’m so sorry. So very.

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in What really caused the sriracha shortage? 2 friends, and the epic breakup that left millions without their favorite hot sauce

Pro-tip: the Jamaican Jerk version is incredible for a chicken grillin’ marinade & glaze. 😭🔥🤌🏼

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in What really caused the sriracha shortage? 2 friends, and the epic breakup that left millions without their favorite hot sauce

Meh. Get with the program, citizen. There are SO many options to choose from, you shouldn’t have any difficulty with paywalls et all these days, FFS.

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in What really caused the sriracha shortage? 2 friends, and the epic breakup that left millions without their favorite hot sauce

Secret Aardvark got their start in Portland via guerrilla marketing: literally leaving full bottles on restaurant tables with the salt, sugar, jam, etc. after their meal. I noticed it happening at a small diner, but didn’t out them at the time — just asked the server if she’d seen the hot sauce before. “Nope. That’s not yours? Hunh. Is it any good?” From that point on, it kept popping up in more and more places until it was a local point of pride. Genius. 🤌🏼

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to pics in An interesting duck

You know why they’re called ducks?

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to news in E Jean Carroll to spend $83m defamation award on 'something Donald Trump hates'

Um, maybe she could try to:

“Blunt the knives, bend the forks

Smash the bottles and burn the corks

Chip the glasses and crack the plates…”

🤷🏼‍♂️

littlebluespark , 7 months ago to technology in Neuralink implants brain chip in first human, Musk says

How’d you like the woman in the red dress?