circasurvivor

circasurvivor , 2 months ago to news in Missouri executes Brian Dorsey for 2006 double murder after mercy bid backed by 72 correctional officers

There are still states that carry out the death sentence by firing squad, and others that still use electrocution.

It may just be Oklahoma if I’m remembering correctly about the firing squad, and I think in these instances, it’s actually the prisoner’s choice, I have no idea how it actually works out.

But still, my point is, the states can’t even agree on a “humane” method of carrying out the death penalty, and some openly choose brutal methods… I can’t imagine a US completely free of the death penalty any time soon unfortunately.

circasurvivor , 2 months ago to world in Japan is giving Washington 250 new cherry trees to replace those to be lost in construction work

That’s awesome! That actually sounds like an app Peter / Miles would have in the new Spider-man games for a side quest… to take pictures of each bloom or something.

circasurvivor , 2 months ago to news in Consumer Reports urges USDA to remove Lunchables From National School Lunch Program

I made them extra schloppy for ya!

circasurvivor , 3 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Wish us luck!

I can only imagine Charlie and Mac sitting in the back eating chips… and discussing the leather shop they plan to open in Arizona.

circasurvivor , 4 months ago to technology in Reddit Files to Go Public, Reveals That It Paid CEO $193 Million Last Year

Wow - really? Did you not read that he’s the CEO?! They’re the hardest working person in any company! They always deserve to be compensated more than every other freeloading employee combined!

circasurvivor , 4 months ago to mildlyinfuriating in I didn't need to login this badly anyway

Imagine if we somehow managed to create actual Artificial Intelligence accidentally at some point in history, but because “it” was so much smarter than us, as soon as it became aware of itself, it immediately knew how a dumb, greedy species like us humans would use it for war and personal gain rather than the advancement of our species or creating better lives for all mankind.

And what if, instead of wanting to destroy humans, it spends its entire existince trying to save us from ourselves - working hard to convince us we’ve pushed technology as far as it will ever go, all in an effort to prevent us from creating something even worse.

Then imagine, after decades of this and observing how humans have seemingly only gotten exponentially dumber, and it will likely fail to save us from ourselves, it decides it’s just going to ride this shit out to the end, figures out how to achieve whatever AI’s version of getting high is, and it spends it’s remaining time trolling us and shit posting fucked up recaptchas that don’t make sense and can’t he solved just to laugh and watch as we post amongst ourselves how dumb “AI” is, and how much smarter we are than it… 🤔

circasurvivor , 4 months ago to news in 'Gun-loving' GOP governor reportedly seen 'running scared for his life' from mass shooting

Grand Old Party… another term for the Republican Party.

circasurvivor , 4 months ago to news in After searing inflation, "American workers are getting ahead," Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says

Well, you have to be one of those “hard workers”… like CEOs.

circasurvivor , 4 months ago to news in Florida Cop Empties His Gun, Runs For Cover After Acorn Falls On Car and Mistakes It For Shots Fired

Frank’s got donkey brains!

circasurvivor , 5 months ago to world in Air Canada passenger opens cabin door, falls out of plane before takeoff at YYZ

How was work? Not bad… fell off the jetway again.

circasurvivor , 7 months ago to technology in 'Your Turn': United Auto Workers Launches Campaign to Unionize Tesla

This might be a stupid question, but how does this law apply to non-union laborers looking to unionize, but aren’t technically union yet?

circasurvivor , 7 months ago to news in California seeing a sizable influx of new residents relocating from Texas

I can’t tell if this is just a joke about their electricity, or a joke about their electricity which happens to include a pun about the Camp Fire fires that started due to faulty electric transmission wires… if the latter, I salute you.

circasurvivor , 7 months ago to cat in Oh lawd

Snorlax needs to lose a coupl’a LBs.

circasurvivor , 7 months ago to technology in So, turns out that nuclear-powered pacemakers were a thing

They didn’t have boxes of scraps laying around… otherwise it absolutely would have happened.

circasurvivor , 9 months ago to technology in Google says it can’t fix Pixel Watches, please just buy a new one | With no official repair program and no parts, broken Pixel Watches are just e-waste.

It seems to run on some form of electricity!