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SpaceNoodle ,

I’ve already made one out of hair and popsicle sticks

SpaceNoodle ,

*fewer

I usually only downvote once, I just use the one account

SpaceNoodle ,

Probably more likely to be remembered as the year of enshittification.

SpaceNoodle ,

Whenever I make myself indispensable, I’m dispensed with anyway and then the project just fails.

SpaceNoodle ,

LOL nope

SpaceNoodle ,

There’s no upper limit. Jobs can work you 80 hours a week if you let them.

SpaceNoodle ,

I want Max Cooper but we’re already past our cat cap :(

SpaceNoodle ,

Star Trek: Communicator (Cell Phone)

Star Trek: Ship computer (Alexa/Siri)

Total Recall: Johnny Cab (Waymo/Cruise/Zoox)

Star Wars: Mouse droid (Amazon Astro)

SpaceNoodle ,

Known in the series as a “PADD”

SpaceNoodle ,

Well, the Tricorder had very advanced scanning capabilities. We can’t diagnose and cure cancer with a handheld device yet, but I did get some viral and bacterial tests done in a manner of moments by some desktop lab equipment the other week, so we’re definitely getting there.

SpaceNoodle ,

No corner. Only Edge.

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    SpaceNoodle ,

    He doesn’t have Internet access.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    So what’s the problem?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    You say that, but Amazon made a WiFi remote and game controller for the second generation of the Fire TV

    What do you mean it was hounded by performance issues

    How dare you bring up the abbreviated battery life

    SpaceNoodle ,

    What does that even mean

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Too bad they don’t even have their English degree to fall back on.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    This begs the question: should you?

    A freshly-fried egg will be of vastly superior quality over one that is cold or must be reheated. Raw, uncracked eggs will last reasonably longer in the refrigerator, so it’s preferable to keep them in that state instead.

    I have a feeling that you’ve truly got a different problem that needs to be solved, rather than the one that you’ve asked here. Why are you feeling the need to pre-fry eggs?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Weeeeuuuugghhhhh

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Don’t bother to respond if you don’t have anything relevant to add to the discussion.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    This is the correct answer, thanks.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    No, you’re just an insufferable prick.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Let’s keep this about RAMPART

    SpaceNoodle ,

    It’s called “brigading.”

    SpaceNoodle ,

    But there are tankies all over Lemmy

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Imagine being as fucking clueless as this guy

    SpaceNoodle , (edited )

    You forgot about non-alcoholic fermentation.

    Edit: wow, downvotes from some salty alcoholic dipshits.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Seconded. Massage it with 2% salt until it cries so hard it admits to murder, then pack it all in a big jar and weigh it down with a baggy of brine. It will last until you eat it all.

    A man bought a metal detector to get off the couch. He just made the "gold find of the century" in Norway. (www.cbsnews.com)

    At first, the Norwegian man thought his metal detector reacted to chocolate money buried in the soil. It turned out to be nine pendants, three rings and 10 gold pearls in what was described as the country’s gold find of the century....

    SpaceNoodle ,

    This, but with “you’re” used correctly.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Dyr = Tier = Deer

    SpaceNoodle ,

    That’s a completely made-up word, so nobody has any idea what sound that’s supposed to be.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I didn’t know they made shoes for half-oxes.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    It’s more likely two fewer.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    No, shoes are countable, so it’s “fewer.”

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Yeah I always have a few anchovies for dessert

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Cheese, sourdough bread, and yoghurt are all cultured, yes.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Nah, I like it. It kinda ties it up in a little bow. We all get it, but then there’s the cherry on top.

    Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits" (futurism.com)

    On Friday, an international Delta flight bound for sunny Barcelona was forced to U-turn back to its starting point, Atlanta, for an exceedingly rare air travel horror: a passenger had suffered diarrhea throughout the plane’s aisle so extensively that completing the flight was deemed untenable....

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Do you tie your pant legs closed?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Who was Mary?

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Hard disagree. College filled in a lot of missing gaps in my education and gave me a good basis for continuing to learn when I started my career.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    The sticky part is that killing isn’t just not always inherently legal, but is usually not.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Now reread the entire rest of the comment.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Laws are increasingly meaningless when we’re discussing morality.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Absolutely! And it can certainly help when there’s a clear, objective delineation between devices designed specifically for killing, and those that are not.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Oh, and simply discharging a weapon is typically illegal as well.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Some emoji fan already said “Nintendo Switchty-Four,” so I’m afraid you’ve been outdone before you even commented.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I’m usually not one to advertise, but they provide extremely accurate and complete guides for precision electronics repair, and sell the necessary tools and parts with sufficient quality and reasonable prices.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    Anyone remember the Compaq Portable?

    It weighed almost 30 lbs.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I’d be shocked if they learned, but relieved as well.

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