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RCKLSSBNDN , to showerthoughts in When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

And at least two related certs.

RCKLSSBNDN , to showerthoughts in When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

When you are a grown up you don’t realize you are watching your parents die.

RCKLSSBNDN , to youshouldknow in YSK: You should dry off beef before cooking. Doing so promotes the Maillard Reaction, which will make the meat taste and look better.

Alternately, if you dry your meat with a duck it will promote the Mallard Reaction.

RCKLSSBNDN , to technology in The Zuck suck is in full swing.

Had a dude tell me he wanted to ‘disrupt’ social media by creating a LinkedIn alternative that allowed posting videos.

He just needed a couple ‘techies’ like me to get it off the ground.

Haven’t heard from him in a while. I hope rehab worked out for him.

RCKLSSBNDN , to showerthoughts in We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

RCKLSSBNDN , to showerthoughts in If Lemmy and Mastodon continues to get popular, we will eventually get Instance wars.

Something like a federated confederacy?

RCKLSSBNDN , to linuxmemes in Some trouble

I remember I had a date with a girl back in the’10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

But, that does not include Linux.

RCKLSSBNDN , to cat in is my bunny welcome here?

When I encouraged my cat to embrace her fursona horrible things happened to my pillow.

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