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Looking for period shows set between 1920 and the 50s. Shows that have a feel similar to LA Confidential, if that makes sense. I’ve got World on Fire and Perry Mason on my list. I’m not terribly picky about the genre, it’s the period and the setting I am interested in. I am hoping to find some gems I have overlooked that...

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Movie, not a show but Miller’s Crossing is a masterpiece

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Kids don’t like Facebook!?

They don’t like posts that have captions like “wait for it” or “when you see it” for clips where nothing even slightly out if the ordinary happens?

I use FB for the messenger app, and even then most people I know who were on FB ditched it for Instagram ages ago. Basically useless.

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I started deleting my reddit account and creating a new one every year because I found myself becoming too involved with my karma level. Fuck that

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I just had to replace my clothes dryer. New one is guaranteed for one year. Estimates for the life of the unit is about ten years max. The dryer I replaced was made in 1989.

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I picked up a Pixel 6 for about three hundred. The last phone I had was a Moto One Action. I prefer the Moto for a lot of things but the irony is the final reason I had to get rid of it is the USB-C charging port was fucked. Of course the battery was very crap by then and the screen was cracked to hell too.

I really like that phone though. Lots of functions just by shaking it, like the flashlight came on when I tomahawk chopped it twice. Super handy. If I could have fixed it for a reasonable price I would have.

That USB-C thing made me laugh though. I’ve had to use iPhones for work a lot, and the one thing I really like was clicking in the lighting port to charge it. Never failed. On more than one android the USB-C gets wonky, where you have to tilt the cable to get the connectors to touch and stuff. Not bad, but not even as good as the old USB mini chargers.

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Thank God I never bothered with their bullshit in the first place

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Exactly. It’s corporate privilege. Fuck these greedy sluts

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My last phone had a cracked screen, loose USB-c charging port that required me to wiggle the cable to charge it, and a battery that drained the last 20% in about an hour. Finally I upgraded, but I still use that last one, plugged in with the wire taped to the back so it stays there, as my streaming box

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That, or design panels that can be rotated over the combine as it passes, and back into place. I’m thinking driverless combine that wouldn’t look anything like the ones we have now. I also have no idea what this would entail.

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For sure, not too mention the maintenance headache, but moving them is like way cooler

I feel like we're all stuck in a movie where all the rich people live on some kind of floating island or satellite with everything they need to live well, and all of us have zero chance of going there

I have seen a few of these with similar story lines and realized we are living it right now. They have the best healthcare, the best food, the best everything and most of us are a few dollars from disaster. That scares some of us to death literally from all the stress it causes.

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The problem: human nature is such that those who overthrew the tyrants would shortly find themselves in power. They might even be just and true leaders. But inevitably, greed will out. I suppose the silver lining is the resulting system of oppression might not be so… efficient as it is now.

India has officially labeled Canada an international terrorist sanctuary — “a safe haven for terrorists, for extremists, and for organized crime,” in the words of the Ministry of External Affairs spokesperson. (www.mea.gov.in)

Transcript of Weekly Media Briefing by the Ministry of External Affairs spokesperson. (September 21, 2023)

The Man Amazon Erased (www.tabletmag.com)

Jackson soon discovered that Amazon suspended his account because a Black delivery driver who’d come to his house the previous day had reported hearing racist remarks from his video doorbell. In a brief email sent to Jackson at 3 a.m., the company explained how it unilaterally placed all of his linked devices and services on...

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Reddit is where I’ve seen it. Usually for pithy remarks about the comments in a given thread

Escalating scandal grips airlines including American and Southwest, as nearly 100 planes find fake parts from company with fake employees that vanished overnight (fortune.com)

Escalating scandal grips airlines including American and Southwest, as nearly 100 planes find fake parts from company with fake employees that vanished overnight::Why are so many flights getting canceled or delayed? Blame a mysterious British supplier accused of falsified documents for plane components.

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Right, well, best shellac the paper mache and get going

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Otto pilot

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May the sod never be in your collar

Something like that I’m not good at this

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You can’t have witnesses to a back room deal, sheesh

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Pretty much that

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Yeah those layovers on Baffin Island are popular

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Have you seen Auston Matthews’ mustache? There’s something fishy all right

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That’s impossible, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line but the earth is curved.

TIL In the Hot Coffee lawsuit against McDonalds,punitive damages were given due to McDonalds intentionally overheating coffee to save money on refills (www.poolelg.com)

During the trial it was revealed that McDonald’s knew that heating their coffee to this temperature would be dangerous, but they did it anyways because it would save them money. When you serve coffee that is too hot to drink, it will take much longer for a person to drink their coffee, which means that McDonald’s will not...

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The picture of that poor woman’s thighs is all you need to see to know this was not a frivolous suit

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Here’s one company where physical presence is kind of required

YouTube suspends Russell Brand from making money off his channel — The suspension comes following the publication of rape and sexual assault allegations against the British star (www.nbcnews.com)

YouTube suspends Russell Brand from making money off his channel — The suspension comes following the publication of rape and sexual assault allegations against the British star::YouTube has blocked Russell Brand from making money off its platform and the BBC pulled some of his shows from its online streaming service in the...

Another country has called Xi a 'dictator' and China is not happy with that description (edition.cnn.com)

China has lashed out at Germany after its foreign minister called Xi Jinping a “dictator” and summoned Berlin’s ambassador for a dressing down, in the latest flaring of tensions with a western democratic power over how the Chinese leader is described overseas.

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Oh-oh here Xi comes

Watch out boy, Xi’ll chew you up

Oh-oh here Xi comes

Xi’s a man eater

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I did for a bit too until someone here pointed out the underlying issue. Winnie is yellow

That’s one point off your critical thinking score.

Thousands join climate protest in Tokyo calling for '100% renewable energy' (mainichi.jp)

TOKYO -- As the world witnessed record heat this summer and rain disasters become more frequent, thousands of people joined a climate protest event here on Sept. 18, calling for a society powered 100% by renewable energy with stricter climate policies and no nuclear power.

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More Dinosaurs, More Time!

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If you read Japanese history, they were also hostile to human life, so it fits

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Uhh clearly you’re wrong, that’s how you say “hello” in French. “Moonjew mon frère!”

80% sure

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Muslim scholars, try to keep up

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I once asked a Muslim neighbor over for dinner.

They explained they could never eat anything I have prepared in my kitchen, because I eat pork.

Way to go religion, keep making sure your arbitrary rules keep people apart.

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Have you tried killing the chicken with e scimitar?

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I think as long as the meat was slaughtered by a combine vegetarians can eat it

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Follow up question, my bush is burning, what can I do about that?

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Humanity is of nature therefore our deeds are of nature

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Bake a cake, have a slice, and sell the rest to charity. It’s more cost effective, less expensive, and allows one to further the use of the phrase “sell it to charity”. Triple win

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