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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to nottheonion in Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun

He did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to asklemmy in What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?

Our tovarich

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to lemmyshitpost in Choose your items

TL;DR: To navigate using an astrolabe and a watch, measure the sun’s altitude at local noon with the astrolabe. Adjust for the sun’s declination from an almanac. Your latitude is roughly the corrected sun altitude. For longitude, compare local noon to the reference time on your watch; every hour difference equals 15 degrees of longitude. This method involves basic trigonometry for calculating angles and positions but is quite approximate and not highly accurate for longitude.

This allows to navigate beyond the horizon from the coast so you can travel overseas and beyond where other people has been on a ship without following the coast.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to lemmyshitpost in Choose your items

Not if you can burn them with the 5W laser first

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to lemmyshitpost in Choose your items

You absolute fools, shameless buffoons, the Watch and the 5 watt laser pointer are the only perfect combination.

With this combination could have created the greatest army to rule the seas, commercial ships, spices and war, bring anyone do their knees with a single flash of this ray.

Put fear in to the souls of millions with this futuristic weapon and burn ships at a distance.

Illuminate the night sky as only gods can do. Become the alpha and omega, master of time and light, seas and commerce. Render the Dutch and Britain absolutely to shreds and raise a civilization based on Aegean culture from the Mediterranean with laws and different approach to puritanism and culture to power earlier, with science and mathematics for everyone.

Fuck, well live a different present, here’s why:

Wristwatch :

Solar Navigation: By knowing the exact time during the day, navigators could use the position of the sun in conjunction with an astrolabe (a device already in use during the Middle Ages for astronomical measurements) to determine their latitude. The watch would help in timing the sun’s zenith (its highest point in the sky), which occurs at local noon, allowing for a more accurate reading.

Star-based Navigation: At night, timekeeping would be essential for using the stars to navigate. The position of certain stars and constellations relative to the horizon changes predictably throughout the night. Knowing the exact time would allow navigators to calculate their latitude based on the altitude of known stars above the horizon.

Dead Reckoning: This is a method to estimate one’s current position based on a previously determined position, and advancing that position based upon known or estimated speeds over elapsed time, along with course directions. A precise timepiece would have significantly improved the accuracy of dead reckoning calculations by allowing sailors to keep track of time more accurately during their journey.

Longitude Problem: Although determining longitude (east-west position) remained a significant challenge until the development of the marine chronometer in the 18th century, a precise timekeeping device in the Middle Ages could have theoretically been the first step towards solving this problem. If navigators had a way to keep track of time accurately during their voyages, they could compare the local noon (when the sun is highest in the sky) to the time at a known location (like Greenwich, England). The difference in time would allow them to calculate how far east or west they had traveled.

Tide Predictions: Accurate timekeeping would aid in predicting tides, which was crucial for coastal navigation. Knowing the time of high and low tides could prevent ships from running aground and help in planning more efficient voyages.

The laser pointer:

Burn Materials: It can easily burn through various materials like paper, plastic, and wood with direct and sustained contact. It can also etch patterns or marks on surfaces

Visibility: The beam of a 5-watt laser can be extremely bright and visible, even over long distances.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to lemmyshitpost in Choose your items

As it’s written!

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to news in Former US diplomat pleads guilty to spying for Cuba for more than 40 years

International policies, USA agents infiltrated in other governments and agencies, policy road maps and how to sabotage them. Without getting out of my depth the possibilities to create mayhem and fend off any effort, good or bad. Go read a John le Carre book to understand what spies can do and don’t.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to nostupidquestions in What could realistically eat a "Vegan level 5"?

All bangers, stay facing the sun kind stranger.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to nostupidquestions in What could realistically eat a "Vegan level 5"?

When you face the sun you cast no shadow.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to lemmyshitpost in Machines don't know their place

What makes you feel like that?

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to world in Incredibly, The Russian Air Force Has Lost Another Rare A-50 Radar Plane

Like all those Pokémon cards

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to technology in "Tony Delivers" - just order your food and send him a screenshot

True detective season 4. Not a spoiler but won’t get into the details

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to memes in He acts so tough until shit hits the fan...

Try to Holla at me.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to news in Passenger allegedly boards flight from Nashville to Los Angeles without a ticket

Dude when the whole security theater of TSA and ‘the terrorists’ who want to destroy the US has been pandering for twenty years, these are news.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , to technology in Reddit Signs AI Content Licensing Deal Ahead of IPO

Y’all need Jesus

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