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Jafoo ,

Dude speaks as if Israel and Palestine have spent the past 5 decades being The Near Eastern equivalent of Sweden and Denmark, rather than locked in a neverending vendetta that makes beefing between The Crips and The Bloods seem like playground scraping, by comparison

Jafoo ,

The nation that brought us The Third Reich isn’t eager to have outsiders on their soil?! This is more shocking than discovering that allowing your teen son to sleep over at Brian Peck’s house will likely result in Jr needing a lifetime of trauma therapy

Jafoo ,

They’ll retract Sacha Baron Cohen’s citizenship, and leave The West saddled with him, his shitty movies, and the irreparable wreck of his once brilliant career

Jafoo ,

Da Ali G Show was brilliant. The rest of his solo work has been shit

Jafoo ,

Exactly why we must now take Israel’s threat to revoke SBC’s citizenship seriously

Ireland, Spain and Norway to recognise Palestinian state (www.theguardian.com)

Ireland, Spain and Norway have announced they will formally recognise a Palestinian state on 28 May, triggering an immediate response from Israel, which said it would retaliate by recalling its ambassadors from Dublin, Madrid and Oslo, and withholding vital funds from the Palestinian Authority....

Jafoo ,

Do so before The IDF wipes the entire fucking place(And everyone in it)out, once and for all

Israel's far-right minister Smotrich calls to occupy Gaza, take over south Lebanon (www.haaretz.com)

Israel’s Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich said on Sunday that the Israeli army should create a security zone in southern Lebanon should Hezbollah not heed an Israeli ultimatum to withdraw from the border area. He also called on the security cabinet to order a permanent military presence “in all of the Gaza Strip.”...

Jafoo ,

Give the man credit for finally saying what he actually means

Jafoo , (edited )

Was anyone else aware that nudity isn’t simply a case of undress, but a virus, which can be spread like chickenpox? I sure as hell wasn’t, prior to reading this story

Jafoo ,

Emily Ratajkowski has BEEN so afflicted for over a decade now. Hasn’t prevented anyone from eyeing her up and down

Jafoo ,

“Soon, millions across the land will be showering, sleeping, and fucking, all without any clothes on. It’ll be the worst human catastrophe since The Black Plague swept across the medieval world!!!”

Jafoo ,

Damn straight!!! Roe V Wade getting the chop here in The US has just exacerbated this plague even further

Jafoo ,

First they came for low rise jeans, and I did not speak out—because I’m more of a breast man than an ass man

Then they came for the mini-skirts, and I did not speak out—because I don’t wear skirts myself

Then they came for the bikini, and I did not speak out—because the corner of the globe I live in has 3 distinct seasons, and I don’t currently live near the shore

Then they kicked in the door while I was showering, and hauled me off to prison—and there was no one left to speak for me, or practicioners of nudity more generally

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I’m ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

Jafoo ,

“Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive?”

That would be exploratory surgery, not an autopsy

Secret Hamas Files Show How It Spied on Everyday Palestinians (www.nytimes.com)

The Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar has for years overseen a secret police force in Gaza that conducted surveillance on everyday Palestinians and built files on young people, journalists and those who questioned the government, according to intelligence officials and a trove of internal documents reviewed by The New York Times....

Jafoo ,

Governments spy on their own citizens? This is more shocking than learning Ivy League unis give preference to legacy students

Jafoo ,

“If somebody spends the whole day watching fox or religious propaganda, gets worked up and all he can think of is owning a liberal or converting an unbeliever, is this person a victim or just gullible?”

Neither. Such folks (Along with their “enemies” on the opposite end of the sociocultural continuum, who get all of their intell from The Daily Show and Vox)are case studies in the willfull devolution of modern humans. The sooner all of them guzzle down a gallon of Draino each, the saner this planet will be

How come liberals dont hate conservatives the way conservatives hate liberals

I constantly see angry mobs of people decrying “woke”, “critical race theory”, ““grooming””, and whatever other nonsense they made up this week. They march around with guns, constantly appending lib as a prefix to any word they can use to denigrate. They actively plot violence and spew hatred in the open....

Jafoo ,

“I constantly see angry mobs of people decrying “woke…”

There’s nothing remotely liberal about Wokeness

Netanyahu hoped Hamas would reject Israel's offer. When it didn't, he turned to sabotage (www.haaretz.com)

Israel’s criminal defendant prime minister, more focused on saving his incompetent far-right government than saving the hostages who have spent seven months trapped in Gaza, is doing everything he can to torpedo Israel’s last and best chance at bringing the hostages home...

Jafoo ,

A relief to read that Israel and Palestine’s leaders are going to such extraordinary lengths to simplify this predicament we find ourselves in

Jafoo ,

Taken them long enough

Jafoo ,

Just what we need: MORE federal laws, when we currently have too many to even count

Jafoo ,

Don’t bring guns to school, kids. If the staff have to choose between their establishment potentially becoming the next Columbine or Uvalde, and filling the chest of someone who really didn’t mean any harm up with 80 pounds of lead, they’re going to choose the later, without hesitation

Jafoo ,

This particular agitator has Red Pilled us all to the most effective method of kidnapping a 16 year old girl in broad daylight, whenever we’re overcome by urges to play Christopher Wilder, but ain’t motivated enough to charm her into getting in a car with us

Waltz through the middle of a bustling shopping center one Saturday afternoon, point to some random asshole who’s exiting the building, then start shouting “He’s gonna kidnap that girl!!! He’s got a stun gun and duct tape under his jacket!!!”

While everyone else is distracted, subdue the high school sophmore you’ve followed into the joint, take her home to the DIY playroom in your basement, and wow that little girl with hijinks far too garish for inclusion in the Saw franchise

Prosecutors seek to jail Miami mom for posting news stories about cop who shot son (www.miamiherald.com)

Calling her “an inherent danger to the community,” prosecutors on Friday asked a Miami judge to throw a 51-year-old mother back into jail for posting news articles on Facebook recounting her arrest on charges of stalking a Miami-Dade police officer who had shot and killed her mentally ill son. Prosecutors say Gamaly Hollis...

Jafoo ,

I envy Rich Hollis, despite the tragic circumstances of his death. The only thing my mother ever posted on Facebook about yours truly was a recording of the night she allowed her crack dealer and his goons to re-enact their favorite scenes from The 120 Days Of Sodom, with 5 year old me on the receiving end of their depravity

Jafoo , (edited )

Senor Sullivan’s fellow inmates at Angola will, no doubt, also be immensely grateful that the state isn’t severing dude’s genitals from his body, until his sentence is up

Having mop handles and broom sticks regularly jammed into their rectums, whenever they have the misfortune of sharing the prisoner shower with Sullivan, would inflict damage no human penis is close to capable of

Jafoo ,

Hurray for Sullivan, if the state of Louisiana is only severing the beans from his body, but leaving him with the frank. Such mercy is comparable to the human trafficker who allows the 13 year old girls who’ve recently fallen into his clutches to keep their bras and panties on, while potential buyers look them over

Jafoo ,

A politician who seems to possess heavily sociopathic tendencies? This is more surprising than learning of an A list Hollywood actor who reveals him or herself to be a thorough going imbecile, each time they speak off script

Jafoo ,

Thanks!!!

Jafoo ,

Portugal would actually have to possess spare cash, for them to pay any of their former colonies so much as a penny in reparations

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