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Who reads this anyway? Nobody, that’s who. I could write just about anything here, and it wouldn’t make a difference. As a matter of fact, I’m kinda curious to find out how much text can you dump in here. If you’re like really verbose, you could go on and on about any pointless…[no more than this]

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Hamartiogonic , to science in Hydrodynamics of defecation
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Shitposting in a science community. Well played.

Hamartiogonic , to asklemmy in What decorations are on your walls?
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Once I found some nice maple leaves, so I put them in a cheap photo frame and hung them on the wall. It looked nice, do I expanded on the idea and started doing lots of these picture frames with dry leaves in them. The best one I have is an A4 paper completely covered in nettle leaves. They also form a fish scale pattern, which makes it look really cool.

Hamartiogonic , to reddit in ‘Reddit can survive without search’: company reportedly threatens to block Google
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As soon as the search indexing stops, Reddit will be permanently gone from my radar. Good riddance!

Hamartiogonic , to nostupidquestions in Where can I find this type of pictures?
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The word for this thing is “pareidolia”. It refers to those situations when one thing looks like something completely different. Normally, people use it when seeing faces in clouds, but it applies to lots of different kinds of misidentification too. If a rock looks like a house, that’s also pareidolia.

See also: wikipedia

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Microsoft now pops up a poll asking why you'd want to use another browser when you download Chrome
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And then use Firefox to download Lynx.

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella admits giving up on Windows Phone and mobile was a mistake
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I actually had a W10 phone as my work phone. I had no issues with the OS, but app availability was absolutely abysmal. All the crazy W8 touch optimizations suddenly made a lot of sense. Too bad it died so soon.

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Elon Musk Offers to Also Ruin Wikipedia
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I don’t think anyone has ever made a submarine out of toilet paper tubes, masking tape and blu-tack. This is the peak of innovation.

Hamartiogonic , to lemmyshitpost in Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?
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But throwing in some extra walnut with three different labels is perfectly fine though.

Hamartiogonic , to programmerhumor in Hacking in 1980 vs Hacking in 2024
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After all, sharing is caring.

Hamartiogonic , to memes in Choose your vehicle
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Also, it probably weighs over 3500 kg, so you’ll need a C license to drive it. Fun fact, if you have one of those, you can also drive a huge lorry. Why would you choose an eyesore like that, when you could be a badass rock hauler.

Hamartiogonic , (edited ) to technology in Iron Man-inspired material made from DNA and glass is 5x stronger than steel — and 4x lighter
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Oh, totally forgot about blockchains. I wonder if there’s a way to include blockchains, NFTs and cryptocurrencies into a pencil purchase. Maybe each package of pencils could come with an NFT corresponding with the physical objects or something like that. Remember that time when people wanted to buy NFTs corresponding to a part of the world map. Well, why would you want to own the NFT of France when you can own the NFT of this pencil. :D

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Iron Man-inspired material made from DNA and glass is 5x stronger than steel — and 4x lighter
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How about throwing in some ”organic lignin composite nanomaterial” to jazz up the sales pitch. Just imagine the 300 million years of continuous development to form this fine material with extraordinary tensile properties…

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Space is starting to look like the better mining operation | Mining in space might be less environmentally harmful than mining asteroids on Earth.
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Wait, that speed wasn’t given in feets per minute and the mass wasn’t in pounds? I guess we’ll find out if 1800 m/s is too fast for a smooth landing.

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Space is starting to look like the better mining operation | Mining in space might be less environmentally harmful than mining asteroids on Earth.
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The human body is incredibly picky. Everything has to be just right or the human simply dies of anything and everything. Things like gravity, radiation, temperature, pressure and so many other variables matter a lot.

Space exploration and asteroid mining are the kinds of jobs better left for robots.

Hamartiogonic , to technology in Iron Man-inspired material made from DNA and glass is 5x stronger than steel — and 4x lighter
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Also, industrial grade, surgical grade, space grade or whatever grade stuff is just funny marketing BS to me. You could probably come up with fancy terms for selling something as mundane as pencils. Instead of calling the materials wood and graphite, these marketing monkeys would probably use some fancy super high tech words instead.

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