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Got_Bent , to nottheonion in GOP introduces bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity on a campus since Oct. 7th, 2023 to Gaza.

I swear the federal governments that killed off entire populations of native Americans and authorized the recapture of escaped slaves were less childish and vindictive than today’s GOP.

Got_Bent , to news in Donald Trump says he'll revoke Joe Biden's protections for trans people 'on day one'

Don’t underestimate the magic of presidential healthcare.

Nixon was the last president to die before his nineties.

If Trump were a regular person like the rest of us, he’d likely already be dead, but whatever voodoo those presidential doctors perform, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him zombie along for another twenty years.

Got_Bent , to memes in That special milk

I, for one, would rather have milk from a bear.

Got_Bent , to lemmyshitpost in Too soon?

Hey man, when the serial killing manifests itself just remember I’ll always make you a kick-ass bloody Mary and I’ll never ask you to play Scrabble.

Got_Bent , to lemmyshitpost in Which one?

I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.

Got_Bent , to aboringdystopia in May 13, 1985

The only surviving adult MOVE member, Ramona Africa, refused to testify in court and was charged and convicted on charges of riot and conspiracy; she served seven years in prison.

Jesus Christ! No criminal charges against police so let’s imprison the sole surviving victim!

(She did get a handsome settlement years later, so there’s that but holy hell man)

Got_Bent , to technology in Novel attack against virtually all VPN apps neuters their entire purpose

Does this mean I still can’t watch porn in Texas?

Got_Bent , to greentext in Anon hates aluminum

I thought Ozzy was the best metal

Got_Bent , to technology in Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two

Planely obvious

Got_Bent , to steam in List of countries that cannot make a PSN account, following the Helldivers 2 controversy.

I don’t know what a PSN account is, but I’m surprised you can get one in North Korea.

Got_Bent , to aboringdystopia in USA: The Minimum Wage Should Be $24 per Hour Not $7.25

I believe the standard counter to that is that if you can’t meet that standard then you either shouldn’t have employees or you shouldn’t have a business

Got_Bent , to news in Teen pizza delivery driver shot at multiple times after parking in the wrong driveway

In the moment it felt like a “nothing personal just business”

Got_Bent , to memes in Stop making fun of people’s names

I had a student some thirty years ago whose name was Oh Yu Suk.

It was difficult for me to maintain when I first saw it.

Got_Bent , to news in Teen pizza delivery driver shot at multiple times after parking in the wrong driveway

I was lily white guy living in ground zero of MS13 gangland in Los Angeles in the early 2000s for four years. I know it’s crazy, but best neighbors I ever had. We all bbq’d together, watched each other’s kids, and got along well.

One morning I was taking a bus to work. Two guys robbed me while I was standing at the bus stop. I had fifteen dollars, which I happily gave to them.

I went over to my neighbor that evening and told him what happened.

The next day, there was fifteen dollars in my mailbox.

I moved from there to high end HOA in Texas and holy hell it was miserable. I hated them all. They were the nosiest, most judgemental assholes imaginable. One lady would go walking down the alleys checking how many beer cans people had in their recycling and called the police on one house charging them with child neglect because of beer cans in their recycling bin. Fuck that neighborhood forever.

(There’s a funny coda to the robbery. I smoked a lot back then. When they were done shoving the gun in my ribs and walking away, I blurted out, “guys, I’m stressed. Do one of you have a light?” and I swear on a stack of books of your choice that one of them turned around and lit my cigarette)

Got_Bent , to programmerhumor in Today I went to the museum

By tenth grade I had been commissioned to write some software. When I completed it, I walked away from all of it because of the social stigma. Didn’t touch a computer again for ten years. I won’t say I regret that because walking away led me to other life adventures, but I will say I regret the circumstances that drove me to do it.

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