Got_Bent

Got_Bent , 20 days ago to pics in Street in Pangyo, Korea

I thought this was North Korea for the following reasons:

The street is largely empty

There’s a foreign car

The license plates are significantly different than what I remember

Never heard of Pangyo

Looking all of those things up (except the empty street) I realize I would absolutely not recognize the country I lived in thirty years ago

Got_Bent , 20 days ago to science_memes in The Pack

Now I feel like the marketing department for the fashion industry back in the sixties missed an opportunity. It could’ve been a foxen coat or a foxen wrap.

Got_Bent , 20 days ago to news in Man sentenced to 40 years to life for killing mother after argument over video game volume - ABC News

So which position in Trump’s cabinet is this guy up for?

Got_Bent , 21 days ago to technology in Spotify has raised prices for the second time in a year, with no new benefits, after its CEO sparked outrage by claiming the cost of creating 'content' is 'close to zero'

The only reason I keep Spotify anymore is that I’ve got a family plan with something like six accounts. I gave those to random acquaintances back in the Facebook days - people who are really into music.

If I cancel Spotify, there are five people out there who are suddenly and without warning going to find themselves without music.

I really don’t even remember who they are, but I feel like continuing the subscription is my community service

Got_Bent , 21 days ago to world in ‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing

Do you think we can associate that phrase with Google searches for Stephen Miller like they did with Santorum a while ago?

Got_Bent , 21 days ago to news in Fauci says ‘unusual’ antics by Marjorie Taylor Greene is reason he gets death threats

I enjoy how the party of law and order just wants to consistently ignore laws and order and demands immediate imprisonment of anybody who makes them look bad. It’s been going on for years, but its intensity since Cheeto diapers came around has increased exponentially.

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to world in ‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing

I keep think that Trump’s the immediate threat but wait until some coagulated cum trickle like Stephen Miller is the candidate.

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to news in Trump Campaign Sent Cease-and-Desist Letter to ProPublica Attempting to Stop Their Latest Exposé. It Didn’t Work.

Cease and desist on what basis? Libel? Hey Donny boy, if it’s true, it’s fair game.

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to science_memes in Mammals

Should I let it sink in just like the sea lions do with their nipples?

Also, the platypus doesn’t have nipples. It sweats milk.

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to news in Texas professors want to use abortion ban to punish students for "consensual sexual intercourse"

I knew a trans biology professor at UNT. Just looked her up and she’s still there but I wonder for how long

I looked her up on ratemyprofessor and while she’s not very popular, every comment is about lack of organization, none about gender. I am admittedly surprised

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to fediverse in Number of monthly active Lemmy users rising again

I still have no clue how instances work but whatever I’m doing has been working fine for nearly a year

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to news in California inmates fight wildfires — but if prisons can’t supply enough crews, what’s next?

It is the answer. I just wanted to make sure nobody interpreted my statement as an endorsement.

Got_Bent , 22 days ago to news in California inmates fight wildfires — but if prisons can’t supply enough crews, what’s next?

The obvious answer is more prisoners. Duh. /s

Got_Bent , 23 days ago to lemmyshitpost in The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek

It’ll be voiced by the head of Hank Azaria in a jar

Got_Bent , 23 days ago to lemmyshitpost in The Monorail Song was better in the original Greek

Teacher: Ok class, it’s time for a quiz

Students: D’ohh!