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Empricorn ,

Body pillows can be girlfriends!

Empricorn ,

Do you think a real bear wouldn’t rip apart your (guts)?

Empricorn ,

Because there’s no joke.

Empricorn ,

Only because they haven’t ported Bloodborne yet.

Empricorn ,

That’s only relevant if you didn’t apply for a Certificate of Exclusion From Mass Knowledge Database. So… you now owe me $3000.

Empricorn ,

This is nonsense. It’s so the tear can be seen by other Fremen and the moisture salvaged.

Empricorn ,

I don’t know what this picture is about, but why vent holes on a mask!? Companies that sold these specifically to counter pandemic-era infection should be fined…

Empricorn ,

That’s entirely my point, though I probably didn’t make it well. Maybe not this particular one, but all throughout the pandemic I saw people wearing similar Amazon/Facebook/AliExpress ones with vent holes, many stylized in other ways.

In other words, they sold products with specific aesthetic choices that made them less suitable for protecting yourself and others (obviously the entire reason mask sales skyrocketed during the pandemic), but made them more attractive to consumers exactly when we needed to protect each other. That’s profiteering.

‘How do you get hypothermia in a prison?’ Records show hospitalizations among Virginia inmates (apnews.com)

The Virginia State Police investigator seemed puzzled about what the inmate was describing: “unbearable” conditions at a prison so cold that toilet water would freeze over and inmates were repeatedly treated for hypothermia....

Empricorn ,

Even that biblical context was about making someone whole. You stole their cow and sold it, they get one of yours. The current American prison system is simply about cruelty and profit.

Empricorn ,

Nothing to be sorry about! I was also venting; hope I didn’t come across as too contrary.

Empricorn ,

You’ve never met other MAGA creatures?

Empricorn ,

Also, if the only penalty is a fine, it means it disproportionately affects lower-income people and is simply a tax on being poor. Justice isn’t justice if it impacts people from varying economic positions in drastically different ways.

Empricorn ,

He won’t have the ® next to his name. I hope you’re right, but the Never Trumpers talk a big game every time… then bend the knee.

Empricorn ,

If she’s pandering to Catholics, yeah; she should know how to do it properly. It’s an easy hand-movement, like jacking someone off at a public performance with children around…

Empricorn ,

Only 10 years for violently attempting to kill someone with a hammer!?

Assuming he’s mentally fit to stand trial, that’s “get caught with weed in a red state” time…

Empricorn ,

I like your honesty. I shouldn’t be a judge either because I have strong opinions. But I’d like to remind everyone that the Jan 6 defendants were all charged and tried separately. Some attacked police and tried to hang the Vice President. Some occupied the Capitol and shouted their dissatisfaction with a false narrative. Both are illegal, but shouldn’t be treated the same.

Where I think we’d agree is that most of the Jan 6th defendants received far, far too light sentences. Such mild slaps on the wrist that I’m unfortunately expecting more violence if Biden wins again…

Empricorn ,

Shh. You’re running their bOtH SiDeS narrative with inconvenient facts!

Empricorn ,

Having seen a toddler before, I also understand wanting to do it.

Empricorn ,

Genuine question: Why do you overwrite most of your comments? There’s no Karma here like on Reddit, and you can just make an anonymous account.

Empricorn ,

I’m calling the authorities. All of them.

Empricorn ,

*File System Table-stab

Empricorn ,

But it sure is memorable!

Empricorn ,

No offense to anyone’s preference, assignment, or kinks… but yes. You have to at least be a little bit gay to bang someone with another of your same gender.

Empricorn , (edited )

You’re missing the point. That specific threesome can’t be 100% heterosexual. By definition.

Empricorn , (edited )

I’m sorry, what?? Are you leaving something out, or was the pharmacist mixing their own samples?

Empricorn ,

I believe you, but… you were already there, you couldn’t copy/paste, provide a screenshot or a URL?

Empricorn ,

OP delivers! Thanks, this totally changes the entire context!

Empricorn ,

It was a straight-up Republican gift to Vladimir Putin. Fuck these cowards…

Empricorn ,

I don’t understand what you’re saying. In the context of a comment about US spending, replying to an article about US aid for displaced Palestinians…

In what way can the US “let trucks through” Israeli checkpoints? (Other than international pressure, which has proven to be largely ineffective so far)

Empricorn ,

“need to volunteer somewhere”? What court-appointed sentence would accept working at a for-profit business as “community service”? What University Enrollment Office would see you working there as a plus?

This is just an internship… to eventually be a janitor. Which I would actually be okay with, if it’s at a charity.

Empricorn ,

“Employment type”

Should read “Not Applicable”.

Empricorn ,

AGI

“Artificial… Game Intelligence?” I’m confused. You responded to another comment, but also introduced this term out of nowhere. I don’t think it’s as widespread as you’re assuming it is, even within this topic…

Empricorn ,

Thanks for the info. Still seems needlessly specific to distinguish it from AI, when AI is already being watered down…

Empricorn ,

Sounds better than being near 1500 scorpions and spiders.

Empricorn ,

War Crime.

Empricorn ,

Internet. Those with empathy have been wary for years…

Empricorn ,

Who said that!? I don’t know you!

Empricorn ,

What’s your safe word?

Empricorn ,

I got like halfway through that word and now I’m being strangled with a gigantic dildo…

Empricorn ,

Yes.

Empricorn ,

Yikes.

Empricorn ,

Also, wasn’t she actually a Producer for some adult content? Can’t exactly do that while being a mindless “hole & a heartbeat”, which is what their narrative is…

Empricorn ,

Have you tried Linux, communism, and being gay?

Empricorn , (edited )

Damn, speedrunning the Lemmy topics! I only do 2/3 of them, otherwise we’d probably already be married!

Empricorn ,

I’ll take 10. Here is a picture of a goldfish as payment.

Empricorn ,

Yeah, I figured it was EOL. But look for the option at the top and the toggle is there, in the current version!

Empricorn ,

Sorry, no. I was being facetious.

Empricorn ,

RSC ™ was great!

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