BamBamToxico

BamBamToxico , 4 months ago to asklemmy in What's a last name (family/surname) that you think is cool?

At the cemetery I work at we got a couple Blickenderfers, Hammermeisters, and even a couple Deatherages. All pretty BA names. One of the Deatherages was even named Ozzy.

BamBamToxico , 5 months ago to asklemmy in Have any of you ever called your previous job/landlord to see what kind of reference they would give you?

One time my buddy got fired from Jiffy Lube so I changed my voicemail to 72nd street Jiffy Lube and gave glowing praise as his manager.

BamBamToxico , 8 months ago to memes in Awww! That's so cute!

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BamBamToxico , 8 months ago to memes in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

I got to tour a terramation (human composting) facility a little while back. You come out in a few burlap sacks of mulch. They even threw in some wicked t shirts.

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BamBamToxico , 8 months ago to memes in Dangit Anthony Kiedis

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.” -Nick Cave

BamBamToxico , 8 months ago to memes in Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship

My landlord’s two brothers who inherited a bunch of properties from Daddy. One of them lives in Scottsdale and the other in Hawaii. It really gets my goat knowing that 1 out of every 3 dollars I make goes to some overprivileged daddy’s removed boy. I probably pay their golf membership or marina docking fees.

BamBamToxico , 9 months ago to asklemmy in Non Americans, what province is the "Alabama" of your country?

There’s a whole lotta cousins that I ain’t met yet So you can imagine the shock I get There’s one of them I think I mighta dated back in school But that’s alright, in Alberta that’s cool

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