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The only difference him and any central bank governor is not having enough tact to use the usual polite euphemisms. The policy itself is so old that Marx came up with a term for it (“the reserve army of labour”)

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She might have to sell one of her Trump-rally powerboats or something

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Presumably in these chucklefucks’ worldview, there’s no difference between a gas chamber and a vaccination centre.

‘No corridor without Turkey’: Erdogan opposes India-Middle East-Europe mega project (www.firstpost.com)

One of the biggest successes of the G20 Summit 2023 under India’s presidency was the announcement of India-Middle East-Europe economic corridor, but one of the leaders of the group member countries, Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, has been opposing it....

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Maybe he and Modi can fight it out, Godzilla/Mothra-style, and somehow mutually wipe each other out

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At least they didn’t forget New Zealand this time

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FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH TRUMP.

NOW MUSK IS MY BEST FRIEND.

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North Korea is Most Economical Korea

What’s the Bare Minimum Number of People for a Mars Habitat? (www.universetoday.com)

A recent preprint paper examines the minimum number of people required to maintain a feasible settlement on Mars while accounting for psychological and behavioral factors, specifically in emergency situations. This study was conducted by a team of data scientists from George Mason University and holds the potential to help...

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Presumably some of them would have to be female, making a Mars colony settled entirely by muskies unviable.

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“I feel like a million bucks” = “I’m OK” “I feel like a thousand bucks” = “I’m one misfortune away from total collapse”

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Fox gives assurances on improved henhouse security

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Poor little clams! Snap! Snap! Snap!

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To be fair, that’s a perfectly reasonable assumption to make in the land of folk horror.

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It used to be that Coca-Cola and Pepsi divided the sides in the Middle East between them (one sold their product in Israel, and was banned in much of the Arab world, which the other took). Now history may be repeating itself with the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

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When you think about how he was making chart-topping pop by day and fronting The Smiths by night, it boggles the mind.

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Four whole marijuanas

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It’s partly owned by major record labels, so close enough

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That’ll last maybe a few years until the CCP’s crusade against “bourgeois decadence” spills over from the mainland.

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“NOBODY’s less antisemitic than me! I’m the most unantisemitic person ever! Fake news!” — Space Trump

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Idiocracy is already here: it’s just not evenly distributed.

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It’ll help a little in the long summer days. In the winter, when it’s mostly dark, removing the panels to save weight may be a good idea.

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Joining the Masons for intellectual discourse sounds a few centuries out of date. During the Enlightenment, Masonic lodges were rife with radical debate about science, philosophy, human rights and more perfect forms of government, though these days they’re mostly for elderly conservative small businessmen in provincial towns. (You even have to swear to believe in a supreme being to be a Mason, though someone apparently fudge this by defining a supreme being in a circular fashion.)

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Muskchan isn’t failing to control Russian propaganda; it’s succeeding at allowing it to flourish unchecked, while labelling the NPRs and ABCs of this world as “government mouthpieces”. Everything is going very much to plan.

Perhaps it’s a purely business decision: help Putin with his goals and maybe Tesla can get a sweet deal on those rare-earths under Siberia or something. Perhaps it’s a shared contempt for the liberal institutions Russia’s bot farms are trying to bring down. Or perhaps it’s more personal: a rapport between two self-identified alpha males, both intuitively understanding themselves as Nietzschean Supermen, above the petty concerns of slave morality that bind lesser men. Whichever it is, it’s too consistent to be a coincidence.

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Orcs gonna orc.

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Given that it’s The Sun, a trashy, sensationalist tabloid, reporting this, I’d take it with a grain of salt until a credible source also reports it.

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He’s no Jack Chick, is he?

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Or given that the device’s purpose is to be a prop for psychological manipulation, the current ones might, rather than simply reading out skin resistance, produce some other value more conducive to that purpose. I’m which case, dumping and disassembling the firmware would be as much a threat to Scientology as dumping slot machine firmware would be to casinos and gambling firms. (True story: someone once did this with a slot machine, proving that it was rigged.)

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Seeing comp.lang.tcl listed feels like stepping into an abandoned subway station and seeing advertising posters for tail-finned cars, wood-panelled black-and-white TVs and seaplane flights.

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You know the rules: do the crime, do the time. So get criming.

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New red-brown alliance just dropped

Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He’ll Do When He Can’t Make Movies (www.theonion.com)

“You can tell there is an unrelenting darkness within him that can only be exorcised by jumping a motorcycle into a canyon or parachuting out of a plane in semi-orbit—and none of us wants to find out where that energy would be redirected were he not able to spend 17 hours a day performing stunts for a camera crew."

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Who’s the second most bankable celebrity Scientologist? Travolta’s a bit too old, though perhaps we’ll see a rash of prestige-TV roles pushing him as an elder statesman figure. Beyond that, they’d have to make Beck cut a chart-topping EDM album or something, or else start recruiting YouTube influencers to have a chance with the next generation.

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IIRC, the majority of Haskell enthusiasts’ day jobs are coding in Java, and things like monad transformer stacks and applicatives are things they daydream about as a coping mechanism against the tedium. Which is probably why Scala exists.

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Good news for Scotland

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Sweden also has an age limit on energy drinks, though I’m not sure if it’s 18 or something else.

Silicon Valley elites revealed as buyers of $800m of land to build utopian city (www.theguardian.com)

After weeks of local speculation, the purchasers of 55,000 acres of northern California land have been revealed. The group Flannery Associates – backed by a cohort of Silicon Valley investors – has quietly purchased $800m worth of agricultural and empty land, the New York Times has reported. Their goal is to build a utopian...

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Every generation gets the Galt’s Gulch it deserves

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They could also use massive doses of morphine (or fentanyl these days), though they don’t because it’s too pleasant a way to go. If they’ve sentenced someone to death, presumably for some heinous crime, they don’t want to put them down like a beloved elderly Labrador.

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so, basically, “I’m sorry that you feel offended”? That’s not an apology.

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Surely Saudi Arabia is a platinum-tier member of Team Liberty Eagle, and would not be seen associating with such villains. I mean, did we forgive them for bone-sawing journalists for nothing?

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You can see the Conservative Moral Authority crackling right off him.

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

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“feared”

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Technically, he did fall out of a window

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How sure are they that he was aboard the doomed plane, on a scale from “he was checked on biometrically and multiple layers of security cameras verified that he couldn’t have disembarked” to “well, he was on the passenger manifest I guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯”?

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OTOH, while he’s consolidating power, he’s also cutting off the few remaining sources of information that aren’t sycophants telling him what profits them most. Luckily for him, history has shown that leaders who do this rarely if ever suffer any adverse consequences to their ability to maintain control.

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And the optometrist asked him if he could read the last line of the eye chart, to which he replied “Read it? That’s my wife’s maiden name”

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