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Agent641 , (edited ) to memes in There's a reason he was shot.

Zippers at half mast

Agent641 , to asklemmy in What did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?

My parents said they would never get divorced.

Agent641 , to nottheonion in Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House

His was the only name.

Agent641 , to science_memes in blast me off, fam

Google management suite.

Agent641 , to technology in A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.

I was joking, commenting on the absurdity of a safety system that deliberately gets less safe each time it triggers. Can you imagine the crush injuries and lawsuits if that were true? Not to mention all those movie scenes where someone repeatedly stops the elevator so they can confess their love to someone? They would end in tragedy.

No, elevators are infinitely patient, and will never close the doors on any object large enough to be a crush hazard. Dog leashes, yes sometimes, but not arms and feet.

Agent641 , to technology in A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well.

Its just like elevators, really. You put your hand in to stop the doors closing, they open again before touching your arm. Next time they close gently on your arm. Third time, the doors snap shut and the elevator ascends without further warning, resulting in traumatic amputation.

Agent641 , to world in Turkey stops all trade with Israel over ‘humanitarian tragedy’ in Gaza

TFW someone stands up to Israel but its fucking Erdogan

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0abe82d7-a7b3-4594-8955-a56393aa1164.gif

Agent641 , to technology in Is this really the final laptop you will need this guy is claiming? it is completely customizable.

Should’ve named the company Theseus.

Agent641 , to technology in Is this really the final laptop you will need this guy is claiming? it is completely customizable.

Yeah but what about the laptop?

Agent641 , to news in 15 Portland police cars badly burned Thursday morning; arson suspected

“Arson suspected”

Are we sure they didnt just go on fire on their own?

Agent641 , to til in TIL: The Phrase “Death To America” Didn’t exist Before the CIA Overthrew the Iranian Government for Nationalizing their Oil in 1953

Some really familiar famous family names involved too…

Agent641 , to til in TIL: The Phrase “Death To America” Didn’t exist Before the CIA Overthrew the Iranian Government for Nationalizing their Oil in 1953

If you can get it, read (or listen to) “All the Shahs Men” it tells the story of the iranian revolution and the shenanigans that led up to it. Who would have thought a dude hiding under a pile of coats in the back seat of a car could so dramatically alter the course of world events.

Agent641 , to science_memes in kissies

Almost all of my bones are inside my body

Agent641 , to technology in China launches world’s largest electric container ship with 50 MWh battery

Oi lad, shut up and eat yer coal!

Agent641 , to mildlyinteresting in I’m in a park. The grass is being mown by a robot.

‘Unskilled’ is a derogatory word invented by the oligarch class to justify paying laborers less.

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