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Former model and Miss Switzerland finalist Kristina Joksimovic 'pureed' in blender by husband - reports

A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.

Kristina Joksimovic, 38, was found dead in her home in Binningen, near Basel, https://news.sky.com/topic/switzerland-5950, in February this year.

According to https://www.bzbasel.ch/basel/baselland/bundesgericht-mord-in-binningen-ehemann-soll-die-leiche-seiner-frau-verstuemmelt-haben-ld.2668305, a man named Thomas, 41, had an appeal for release from custody denied by the Federal Court in Lausanne on Wednesday after he reportedly confessed to killing his wife, with whom he had two children.

FlyingSquid ,
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Because that would sure eliminate the DNA evidence…

A murderer and a moron.

tal ,
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I assume that that’s what the chemical solution was for.

FlyingSquid ,
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Maybe, but you can watch pretty much any true crime story about a modern murder and see that, at this point, it’s so hard to hide you or your victim’s DNA that most of the unsolved cases are mostly due to police fuckups. Or deliberately ignoring evidence.

GiveMemes ,

Ehhh idk about that one. In a case like this? Sure. Random crimes are almost never solved tho. If you go two states over in a car, shoot someone in the face, and then go home, then you’re almost never gonna get caught. Especially if it occurred somewhere with a high crime rate or to a member of a marginalized community.

Don’t get any ideas tho!

MataVatnik ,
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Redundant, 99.99% of murderers are complete morons.

tacosanonymous ,

This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf

MataVatnik ,
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Yeah I didn’t need to read this headline as soon as I woke up

Mouselemming ,

“the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death.”

CSI Switzerland must be fucking wizards, man.

Aarrodri ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ffefd54d-afaa-4358-bad2-eb2d44c8c2ff.jpeg

Cephalotrocity ,

I have to go through the entire rest of the day having this in the back of my mind the whole time. GFD. 🫣

FlyingSquid ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dd12ddd1-fe4e-4a93-b0e4-a1b31d21819a.png

variants ,

Fight to urge to blend someone to see if it tastes good

floofloof ,

Only yesterday I came across this link thanks to Lemmy - be warned it’s gruesome:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonarda_Cianciulli

Dremor ,
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Poor girl…

paddirn ,

That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.

Etterra ,

It’s one of could have gone my entire life without knowing was a possibility.

zazo ,

gross.

Track_Shovel ,
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You’re terrible, even by my standards, which are impressively low

Mr_Blott ,

What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must’ve been a tank

dan1101 ,

The Swiss make some great precision machinery, I bet it was a Swiss brand.

variants ,

I mean they found a body so I assume it wasn’t that great

Zombiepirate ,
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BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic’s body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.

Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.

Plopp ,

When you put it like that… Maybe we shouldn’t be so quick to judge.

friend_of_satan ,

It was self defense, after all, and one can never be too safe.

Erasmus ,
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Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.

Amiright, guys??

InvertedParallax ,

A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and “pureed” in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said.

That’s, that’s a brand new sentence.

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