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Wiggums ,

amazing the parachute was able to deliver him safely on account of the size of his balls

broton33 ,

Must have been a big harness 😂

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Think of how much rocket fuel they needed to lift those balls into space in the first place.

You think the Saturn V was big?

SkunkWorkz ,
drolex ,

Astronauts now: we need ice cream, stat! These space travels are very uncomfortable.

Cosmonauts then: I will jump through the atmosphere with this glorified handkerchief to slow me down

(Me in my armchair, also now: all these guys are such losers. I could do all that any day. But not today, maybe later though)

JohnDClay ,

But that was as it was designed, right? I see no problem with that.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yes, as it was designed. It’s not a problem, it’s incredible. Think of the bravery it took!

satanmat ,

This seems like the most Soviet thing ever.

We don’t have a good reëntry vehicle, so let’s have them eject. We KNOW personal parachutes work. So yeah that cool right Yuri?

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

We don’t have a good reëntry vehicle, so let’s have them eject. We KNOW personal parachutes work. So yeah that cool right Yuri?

The nonexistent previous reentry vehicle didn’t not fail and kill the previous first cosmonaut, so we didn’t fix any issues and are now fairly certain that you will be fine 😉👌

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