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scott ,
@scott@lem.free.as avatar

That article is terrible.

Magnetic penises??

salvaria OP ,

I figured the author was just padding the article with jokes, but I agree, that one was out of left field

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Huh, i felt that it was more out of a magnetic field

dogslayeggs ,

There’s a scene in a 90s comedy about that where the tailor asks which side he wears his pants on. The main character looked very confused until his friend explained it.

ShepherdPie ,

Pretty sure that was a Friend’s episode with Joey and Chandler.

dogslayeggs ,

The Friends episode was about how the tailor kept moving Joey’s penis around with his hand as he was taking measurements, and Ross let him know that wasn’t normal. I only know this because I went down a rabbit hole trying to find the movie I’m thinking of.

haelski ,

Was the movie Blazing Saddles?

Sterile_Technique ,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

TIL I responded incorrectly to the command “Dress right: DRESS!” in formation.

gravitas_deficiency ,

For your consideration, perusal, and enjoyment <3

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Did people just forget about boners like when that thing gets hard it goes up and if it’s sheethed in a pant leg boy is that gonna hurt not to mention rug rash

agamemnonymous , (edited )
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Presumably if you’re wearing tailored pants, you’re not in a situation that’s likely to result in 80s comedy style boner hijinks. And if you are, you have the foresight to take other wardrobe precautions.

delirious_owl ,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Wut. You just let your boner stick out the top if your pants?

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

No when ever a boner happens it just goes slightly to the side and even if it doesn’t there’s still a shirt to get past

GBU_28 ,

Huh? This isn’t about boners, it’s about your walking around dick. It has to go down a pant leg

Anticorp ,

Why doesn’t it get supported in your briefs?

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

… hurt not to mention rug rash

… circumcised?

Feathercrown ,

For your sakes I hope half of you in the comments are joking

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