Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers

____ , 9 months ago

K so I read that as suggesting I should let apple know about my sexual proclivities- yeah, no.

grasshopper_mouse , 9 months ago

iPlug?..You know what I mean

anon_8675309 , 9 months ago

This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.

Heisme , 9 months ago

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

friend_of_satan , 9 months ago

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demonsword , 9 months ago

classic!

bionicjoey , 9 months ago

Siri doesn’t work so you have to put your dick in the ignition

Heisme , 9 months ago

Policemen approach vehicle with caution“Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

bionicjoey , 9 months ago

Car thieves use dildos to hotwire their targets

bionicjoey , 9 months ago

New from Apple: the iCockring

billwashere , 9 months ago

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it.

OR3X , 9 months ago

I thought this was the legitimately the point based on the title until I read the article. The internet has poisoned our minds. Lol

0x4F50 , 9 months ago

Well shit, I thought they were talking about cockrings too.

idunnololz , 9 months ago

*made better

smotherlove , 9 months ago

Also my first thought

RotaryKeyboard , 9 months ago

please don’t say it … please don’t say it … please don’t say it …

God dammit!

I don’t know what I expected, actually.

sirico , 9 months ago

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jmd_akbar , 9 months ago

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BlackEco , 9 months ago

Well, that’s just Apple’s way to ensure that their patent is as broad as possible.

theherk , 9 months ago

Maybe, but it could also be that there are other locations more suitable for specific sensor types or that comparing sensor data across the body adds other valuable health data.