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Imagine if we could cure medical problems at the atomic level versus trying to fix them with traditional medicines.

Kind of like defragging a hard drive, but instead it realigns all your molecules into a perfect sequence so all disease and defects are instantly eradicated.

If on average, a person eats 8 spider in their sleep per year and assuming that no one other than one person ever ate a spider in their sleep, someone eats 64 billion spiders in their sleep per year

If they only swallow spiders that are 0.1 mg, they would consume 6400 tons of spiders every year...

"Flower" rhymes with "glower," and "flower" rhymes with "glower." (kbin.social)

And vice versa....

Something to be mindful of when choosing a medical professional is that a D is still a passing score in school.

Lemme see your transcripts, Doc. I ain’t trusting my life to anything less than an A+, honor roll student.

It's possible that disrepect towards animals including harmless bugs is a bad influence on how we treat people

Most poodle mixed are called something Doodle except for the Cockapoo

Lemmy is...

Half lame 4chan, half decent Linux support group.

Warship is pronounced like worship, but worship is not pronounced like warship.

Warship “wor ship” and worship “wur ship”.

If Twitter had existed while Emily Dickinson was alive, she would have been an absolute shitlord with millions of followers

Wear marks on a belt are like rings on a tree. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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If there was more than one Illinois, would they be called Illinoises or Illinoi?

Off the top of my head, I can’t think of a word in English that ends with “is” while being singular, only plurals and uncountables come to mind, so I can’t really follow the examples of other words. What makes it even weirder, I’m not sure how to pronounce Illinoises… Would it be as written, or as if an Illinois was...

Now that it is getting legalized everywhere, Cannabis should fall under the jurisdiction of the ATF rather than the DEA.

And when they perform raids, they should be required to shout “This is a F.A.C.T. jack”! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

You know when something's on the tip of your tongue and — as frustrating as it is — you'd prefer to try and think of it rather than look it up? There should be a word for that.

Looking it up just kinda feels like cheating, y’know? Or at least throwing in the towel.

King Charles III must have felt really awkward when he watched the Lion King and heard the "I just can't wait to be king" song.

Also I bet he found himself humming it and got really upset with himself.

Maybe the reason wild dogs were domesticated is because they needed someone to scratch inside their ears (kbin.social)

It's deeply pleasuring to scratch inside your ears and of course dogs can't do it. Probably anyone would accept to be domesticated just to feel this pleasure too!

Spirituality?

People say to reach the center of “vibration” in existence as if it’s the center of peace in the universe but that’s only one dimension out of infinite. It’s not a universal cure.

avatars and usernames should be bigger so it's easier to grow a sense of community

I think the apps and the web ui should increase the size of the users avatars and make the username a bit bigger so it’s easier for people to start recognizing eachother and grow a sense of community. Back in the forum days people would remember eachother’s usernames/avatars for their contributions and it would be easier to...

Elder waitresses should be called something else, like waitrons or waitriarchs.

cross-posted from: jorts.horse/users/…/111734226439984153...

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