If Askjeeves.com was invented today, chances are it would be a GPT Site.
Instead of a less than useful search engine.
The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)
If managers are so good at managing things, how come they can't manage to manage themselves?
Or why is it that managers need managers to manage their management? 🤔
Vim is the original escape room
Most stuff you touch was super hot while being made
Good title for a cowboy incest porno: Stepmom steps on stepson with Stetson
After watching batman throw around explosives left and right I no longer believe batman doesn't use guns because of some sort of moral quandary but rather he just prefers the challenge.
The ending of Mrs Doubtfire was the first drag queen story time
Pac-Man is the Square in Flatland. The player is the Sphere from Spaceland who can see through the walls.
I wonder if the aliens are as amused / shocked by what goes on in Florida as we are
Calling things "fat" or "heavy" is fattist. We should all say "rotund" instead.
As in did you hear that beat??...
Actually instagram like social media's are a healing for life. The pills to forget many of the problems.
'harold and maude' is ruthmore (moist.catsweat.com)
not ruthless
I've noticed my boomer parents using instagram and tiktok. I can't tell you how excited I am for them to kill those platforms like they did facebook.
10 years ago, a person would be insulted for filming a video in portrait instead of landscape. Now, old landscape videos are being cropped and resized to fit in a portrait player.
there's probably someone out there that attempted to cut a lion's hair
There's probably a support group for people whos rise from mediocrity was fueled entirely by zealous 10 year olds.
The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.
Every star in the sky is interacting with you through gravity 🌌 We are all connected to the universe around us.
Gravitational force is never truly zero. If it has mass, it is pulling at you, though it may be so close to zero that you don’t realize it.
why don't people say mega meters
How come people say 5,000 km and not 5 Mm?...
We've moved from the era of 'The Simpson's did it', to the era of 'South Park did it'
And that’s rather unsettling in how bizarre our reality is getting...
Now that ChatGPT is being trained using Reddit posts
it will loose its ability to differentiate between there and their and its and it’s.