Around 2 out of 3 people on Earth, got to party and ring in the New Year in the year 2000 when they were old enough to be excited about it (assuming a conscious age of 10 years)
We can only focus our eyes on one thing at a time, and we see everything else twice
You probably can recite 2 birthday songs from memory, but only 2.
Since anglophone pansexuals love pans and hispanophone pansexuals love bread, do they all love tortillas, crepes akd pancakes?
Donald Duck is white on the top and yellow on the bottom, while Donald Trump is yellow on the top and white on the bottom.
Heinz sales numbers must be up
Heinz bean getting a lot of free advertising lately.
Graphic artists could end up spending more time on a particular piece or series if it is beautiful because of the halo effect.
Tales about Kobolds imply the existence of Monobolds
And I am really scared about those creatures. Kobolds are most often seen alone and presumably searching for their matching partner to unleash their full power in cooperating. But Monobolds probably have their full potential even when working alone. so be aware of some creature looking like a single Kobold!
All episodic sci-fi shows can have all plot holes explained away if one considers each episode taking place in a unique time-line.
Gen Z is the end and Gen A is the beginning, they are alpha and omega.
"First they give you the bible, and by the time you've finished reading it, they've stolen all of your land."
Political leaders are as much of an asshole as the assholes they (implicitly) shield and protect.
Often political leaders at the top need to maintain some diplomatic composure and have the privilege to leave their dirty fights to subordinates. As a result we often don’t realize how much of an asshole these leaders actually are. A good test is to check what they allow (or encourage) their lower ranked allies to get away...
All renewable energy is fusion energy with a really round about way of collecting it
Fossil fuel would I guess be chemically stored fusion energy from a long time ago
it's so nice to sing
Even though the sound coming from my head is totally analog.
Will future generations look back at the rentention tactics used today like how medicine was used in the past?
Will future generations look at how big corporations do business today like drug dealers - have a product and then try and hijack the brain into continuously wanting or using said product - like how medical herion and cocaine were used as acceptable medical treatments in , I hopefully, assume ignorance...
I feel sorry for me for feeling sorry about myself
When you ask a person if he's a spy, the answer will always be "no" whether he really is or not.
Relocating to access a lower cost of living as a worker is a fallacy. The survival margin is the same everywhere. The cost is a measure of opportunity. Exporting wealth risks marooning one's self.
Struggling to live in an expensive area is a measure of one’s access to the average opportunities available to others....
Hopping and running are the same thing. Except alternating feet.
Most microwaves are tested daily unknowingly.
With almost everyone you know or even yourself opening the door before the timer stops to check the food temperature.
In an alternate timeline, humans mainly use showers to clean themselves.
The rest of the day is spent exploring interesting thoughts and ideas.
Isn't it convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order.
If we should, "Live every day like it's your last", shouldn't there be more coffin retailers than banks?
When/If repost bots come here we'll be able to tell easily as all they'll talk about will be poop, beans and spez.
As by that point I hope we’ll have better inside jokes and things to discuss