Why couldn’t this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?
I dunno, English is a funny language isn’t it 😂
Ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone...
What would aliens think if they leaned we evolved fear as a survival mechanism, but we intentionally seek out situations that trigger our fear response, for fun?...
As opposed to a wet Willy
My city is in the middle of the worst drought in recorded history. My showers are typically under 2 minutes and I have to shower with a bucket to catch otherwise wasted water to use to flush the toilet. I also shut the water down when I am wet enough so I can scrub myself without having unneeded water flowing then start it back...
You can’t have a shower thought outside a shower so how can it be that thoughts in a shower are outside in the shower?...
You could probably make a poptarts are sandwiches alignment style thing out of this....
…and they COULD NOT think of a natural process that could produce plastics in the environment in the amounts required to produce life?...
Alternative title: Dinosaurs wouldn’t be that big if they weren’t that big
is actually a rather nice promise to give someone in the USA: “we’ll treat your wounds, you’ll receive basic health care services from us”
Or is he from one of those indigenous Peruvian tribes that speaks the King’s English?...
Cash-for-clunkers but make it eco-friendly
that said if any FOSS devs want to make an app for categorizing and tagging memes outside the camera roll so i can use it for its intended purpose i will volunteer a (consensual) kiss on the forehead
Sometimes I go past an old looking building or see some traces of old signage on a store and wonder what they used to be, especially when those traces are hard to read or obscured.
Just a month to celebrate relaxation and not obsessing over the grind. Festivals where people just bring camping chairs and chill together. Companies pandering by giving paid extra time off to employees. And so on.
At this point, I’m wondering if there is enough of a quantity of raspberry berets in secondhand stores to identify the kind you would find in one.