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AdamEatsAss ,

He wouldn’t need to sell quilts because of his imense power. People will just give him whatever he wants or risk drowning in an evergrowing pile of damp and colorful scarves.

CorrodedCranium OP ,
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I feel like they would just get taken advantage of by big businesses. Imagine the industrial revolution but with a lot more depressed clowns

AdamEatsAss ,

Depending on the material the scarves are made of we could see the a huge change in the price of fabric. Imagine a clown with cashmere scarves.

intensely_human ,

I guess anybody could make a killing selling quilts. But this particular clown, I’d advise him to sell scarves.

Carighan ,
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Who do you kill by selling infinite quilts? The quilt industry?

clockwork_octopus ,

Clowns are terrifying enough on their own, but now I need to worry about a textile clown too?!

corrupts_absolutely ,

unrelated but todays dream of mine was throwing up whole buoy lines

ChaoticEntropy ,
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Government scientists would disect such a marvellous clown.

Kolanaki ,
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Is unlimited scarf barfing their only power, or do they have the full range of clown magic? Cuz it might be hard to capture and dissect a full power clown magician.

ChaoticEntropy ,
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Look out! He has my nose!

spittingimage ,
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Clowns don’t need earthly currency. They’re here to take souls.

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