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FartsWithAnAccent ,
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OP confirmed for beaver with dental issues.

It might interest you to know that we do eat wood when we eat that sprinkled parmesan or romano cheese in the plastic containers: It contains wood to prevent the cheese from clumping (and it counts as fiber)

Cosmonaut_Collin ,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

Thank God I can eat cheese to get my fill of wood for the day.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Mmm, anti caking agents...

intensely_human ,

I just call it laxative

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

All shredded cheeses, I believe.

scutiger ,

Many shredded cheeses are mixed with corn and/or potato starches rather than cellulose (which is not wood either)

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Thanks for the info!

scutiger ,

If you consider cellulose to be wood, sure. They don’t put actual wood in there.

XTL ,

What cellulose do they use then?

scutiger ,

Cellulose can come from just about any type of plant. Cotton is almost entirely cellulose, for example.

I don’t know what their cellulose comes from, but saying cellulose is trees is like saying milk is cheese.

MHanak ,
levi ,

😆😆… This is so creative…

intensely_human ,

We gotta keep it from being upvoted too far

MHanak ,

To be fair like every good joke i stole this one

suction ,

Huh, always had Beavers down as ThinkPad T-Series users…

TimewornTraveler ,

don’t beavers eat wood

PlantDadManGuy ,

Antifreeze

pyre ,

uhhhhh what

aphlamingphoenix ,

Cinnamon and sumac are two common spices that are made from grinding up tree bark.

echodot ,

Also ginger.

And technically wormwood too, although that’s more you drinking water that is soaked into wood.

die444die ,

Ginger is a root, maybe you’re thinking of something else?

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think most would consider most tree roots to be “woody”

die444die ,

It’s not a tree root.

Silentiea ,
@Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is it woody?

die444die ,

It is not.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Eh what is a root if not wood that is covered in dirt

die444die ,

So is a potato wood? A carrot?

Ginger is not a tree. It’s a flowering plant.

echodot ,

A potato is not a flowering plant it’s a tuba, such as an onion. Totally different thing entirely to a bit of wood attached to a tree.

die444die ,

And potato is a tuber but an onion is not. Both are flowering plants. So is ginger.

Ginger has nothing to do with ‘a bit of wood attached to a tree’ which is exactly my point.

loweffortname ,
@loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t be bringing brass instruments into this…

anindefinitearticle ,

Potato plants absolutely have flowers. Have you ever grown one? Be careful with the potato flowers and fruits. They are poisonous nightshade.

echodot ,

The root of a tree. Made of wood.

die444die ,

No, ginger is not a tree.

pbbananaman ,

You using a different kind of sumac than the rest of us? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumac#In_food

aphlamingphoenix ,

I stand corrected on that one. I assumed it was sumac bark, and you know what they say about assumption. It makes an ass out of u and mption.

Fermion ,

The bit about powdered sumac (bark?) being a powerful dye for marble is pretty interesting. I wish there was an example photo.

Ballistic_86 ,

I’m guessing it sort of came from the fact that we cook food with burning wood. Less so now, but burning wood meant cooked food for 200k years.

I don’t think wood smells like it is edible, but a fire can remind me of food through smell.

DudeImMacGyver ,
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maple syrup?

thorbot ,

No it doesn’t

afraid_of_zombies ,

Liquid smoke has warning labels on it

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

U can eat it. Its just not particularly nutritious or paletable.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I still wonder why if we need more fiber in our diets we don’t just toss wood pulp in everything.

Apparently supplemented processed fiber gives you liver cancer though.

Tldr: Inulin bad.

medicalnewstoday.com/…/diets-high-in-processed-fi…

I wonder how depression era sawdust bread would work though.

Akareth ,

The study that your article references is a mouse study, so the relevance to humans is questionable.

In addition, fiber is shown to be beneficial to humans primarily when comparing the standard American diet to a high-fiber diet. This is likely because fiber is mostly non-digestable by humans (as we’ve lost the ability to digest fiber more than 2-million years ago unlike our closest living great-ape cousins), and acts as a physical barrier to the absorption of sugars and starches which also helps to lower insulin spikes.

If you do not eat a high-carb diet (such as a ketogenic diet), then eliminating the undigestable matter (i.e. fiber) from your diet is probably beneficial because you’ll be able to absorb more nutrients and get rid of constipation-related issues.

muntedcrocodile ,
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A lot of processed foods do have wood pulp in it. Often labeled celulose to hide that they just putting wood pulp in ur food.

EnderWiggin ,

I’m not sure I agree about the smell of wooe, but the cambium of many different tree species is perfectly edible. Have at it, my friend!

suction , (edited )

All the 10s in my neighborhood love to gobble on my wood, though?

Edit: It was a joke. There are no 10s in my neighborhoods, and if there were, they would probably not choose to have intimate relations with me.

antlion ,
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Maple syrup is tree blood. Kind like tree vampirism.

I don’t think wood smells like food. But I wonder… apparently termites have a bunch of gut bacteria to digest wood. Maybe if you eat raw termites and bark beetles, you can then eat some sawdust. If you continue the process eventually you may be able to eat wood or paper with your own gut biome. Maybe start with a termite, sawdust, and banana smoothie and move up from there. Best of luck.

Anyolduser ,

“Tree vampirism”? Naw dude, we boil the tree blood down first. It’s concentrated tree vampirism.

intensely_human ,

Kinda like centrifuge blood taffy?

olafurp ,

Yeah, it stops being healthy because it’s ultra processed.

Anyolduser ,

My dude, it’s pure sugar. It was never healthy.

Also, I’m not sure that boiling something down to thicken it counts as “ultra processed”.

anindefinitearticle ,

It only gets boiled down to pure sugar. You boil off or break down a lot of the aromatics and volatiles in the original sap to make syrup. It gets processed by boiling to concentrate the sugar and reduce the presence of the rest of what the tree was living on. Maple sap does not become “pure sugar” (maple syrup) until after it gets the good stuff processed out.

This Cleveland Health Clinic page on maple sap mentions the presence of abscisic acid, a plant hormone with anti-diabetic properties, and polyphenols that help you manage inflammation.

suction ,

In the US, a little less sugar = “healthy”

suction ,

Oh, you mean CTV?

JasonDJ ,

5/7 with rice. Thank you for the suggestion.

Prok ,
@Prok@lemmy.world avatar

A grading scale like no other

BlackJerseyGiant ,

We can, and do, eat wood. It’s listed as “cellulose” in the ingredients, and it’s in everything. Your ice cream, your bread, probably up in yo closet doin your Mamma right now

hperrin OP ,

That’s made from plants, including trees, but that’s not really what I’m talking about.

suction ,

Daaayum

suction ,

Please don’t make this reddit.

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