Money doesn't make people crazy. Money lets people stop having to act sane.
The Easiest Way to Figure Out the Answer to a Particular Question is to Confidently Post the Incorrect Answer on Reddit or Lemmy
I swear you don’t even care about the answer, you just want to be “right.”...
People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
True happiness is the intersection of imagination and reality. It's visualizing joy with eyes closed and, upon opening them, finding yourself exactly where you wish to be.
Bart Simpson is the millennial's Peter Pan
…here to hide us from the shadow of Homer
Do Finnish soldiers kill you or finish you?
Wouldn't it be funny if gay people referred to other gay people as their "colleagues"?
Like imagine going to a pride parade and you see some twink u never met and be Iike, “hey colleague! How’re u? How’s the bottom job position working for you?”...
"This generation is finished" --previous generation
Every semi-natural group of considerable size has rotten apples.
One way groups can be classified is the naturality of forming the group....
What if there's a bigger, still unknown reference point?
When we think about teleportation, there’s always someone talking about how you should take into account the earth and the sun moving through space. Let’s step back a little (not so much) what if the galaxy we’re currently in is rotating really really fast around another, bigger, still unknown, spacial object?
Marshmallows are the boba of the hot chocolate world.
Pets are mental health barometers
I’m not very good at telling when I need more sunlight, exercise, or even food. But I can tell when our pet needs things, and find it pretty motivating to take care of them (and hence myself).
In the show *South Park*, Stan/Kyle roughly represent the ideals the writers see themselves as striving for, while Cartman is who they subconsciously want to be
If Askjeeves.com was invented today, chances are it would be a GPT Site.
Instead of a less than useful search engine.
The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)
If managers are so good at managing things, how come they can't manage to manage themselves?
Or why is it that managers need managers to manage their management? 🤔
Vim is the original escape room
Most stuff you touch was super hot while being made
Good title for a cowboy incest porno: Stepmom steps on stepson with Stetson
After watching batman throw around explosives left and right I no longer believe batman doesn't use guns because of some sort of moral quandary but rather he just prefers the challenge.
The ending of Mrs Doubtfire was the first drag queen story time
Pac-Man is the Square in Flatland. The player is the Sphere from Spaceland who can see through the walls.
I wonder if the aliens are as amused / shocked by what goes on in Florida as we are
Calling things "fat" or "heavy" is fattist. We should all say "rotund" instead.
As in did you hear that beat??...