Technically, Ironman only saved HALF the Universe...
ChatGPT/GPT-4 mostly prove that humans are just continuous bullshitters
To be clear I’m not expert. But I know a bit....
The part of my brain that used to memorize telephone numbers is now memorizing pins and passwords
A vast majority of Lemmy users are gonna have cakeday in the summer for a while
Damn, missed my chance to have it be a date I'd remember for a change.
Wouldn't it be nice if instead of just bars with alcohol, there were establishments for people to consume cannabis while eating, playing board games, and socializing?
If anything, cannabis seems like a much better (and more profitable) drug around which to build a leisurely establishment.
Oceangate Titan silver lining: new execution method
How much would it cost to put someone to sleep on a submersible not rated for immediate-pink-mist depths?
Evolution is just the gamification of biology
and antlers are therefore karmawhoring.
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
Imagine Lemmy becoming so popular it drives Reddit to support ActivityPub or go extinct
Reddit would become compatible with Lemmy essentially making it it’s own “instance”, and suddenly 3rd party apps work with Reddit again....
Most DBZ main characters either have crazy spikey hair or are completely bald.
It's not possible to be both Conservative and Radical
Here in the US, the Republican political party is called conservative and the Democratic party is called liberal. These two words have meanings....
Your stomach does not know the difference between potatoes and mashed potatoes
The creators of the movie "Cars" probably had some very heated debates about whether the vehicle eyes should be the headlights or the windshields
Maybe humans have learned to speak from parrots, not the other way around
People would feel a lot differently about cellphones if the caller chose their own ringtone
It's quite handy that ice floats for summer drinks
Ice floating and cooling the upper part of a drink should start a natural convection type cycle which cools the whole drink. If the ice sank, you'd have a very warm surface layer. Never thought about this with focus before 😅
Disgusting things arising from human body exist in all three common states of matter: liquid, gas and solid
Winter is perhaps the only time you can successfully invade Russia. Hitler and Napoleon invaded in the summer and failed. The Mongols invaded in the winter and won.
Necessary, but not sufficient condition though....