A Jedi who becomes one with the Force could be said to be a Force kin
If you have only one camera, there's no way you can flex it on social media.
All episodes of The Twilight Zone boil down to "man wouldn't that be fucked up"
The youngest picture of you is actually your oldest picture.
Every culture has a future as history.
The Joker's super power is his mental illness
if you lose one of your galoshes, are you left with a galosh?
A note to MicroSD card makers: I would pay an extra dollar for a card without an adapter.
I’m not saying nobody needs an adapter. Just that some of us have way too many already.
When replicants become ubiquitous we will tell them apart from us not by their mannerisms, but by their hands
if you dot your t's and cross your i's, you'd still get t's and i's
Any desk is a standing desk
If warranties are for when things break on their own, and insurance is for accidents, then we should have a separate "warranty" for heart attacks vs "insurance" for trama
Paywalls aren’t a new thing for journalism. Newspaper delivery fees were a paywall.
Ice is just frorzen worter
if aliens come to America we will have to explain why we killed them in so many movies
Many moons ago could either mean a long time ago or a week ago.
Heinz sales numbers must be up
Heinz bean getting a lot of free advertising lately.
People who take baths will never experience a shower thought
Baths are weird anyway.
All renewable energy is fusion energy with a really round about way of collecting it
Fossil fuel would I guess be chemically stored fusion energy from a long time ago
Hot dogs are already cooked. You can just eat them.
Boredom
Thought that if we are so easily bored in our modern society, much more than were our grandparents for example, it’s because of technology that simplify all our daily activities. When it was necessary to do the laundry in a basin, it took a lot more time than just pushing on a button to launch the washing machine, then there...
13 is just owo taking a nap
We really need a political video community.
The number of political videos I see on !videos is growing. And most of them get downvoted there anyway.
Shower thoughts are just thoughts but in a shower
You can’t have a shower thought outside a shower so how can it be that thoughts in a shower are outside in the shower?...