If I was Aquaman, I’d call my semen “Aquamayonaise”
pillows for your nose
tissues are basically pillows for your nose
Curiosity is not a guarantee of intelligence, but a lack of curiosity is the opposite. Curiosity is far easier to probe in smalltalk and interviews without self awareness filters.
Barbie and Chevrolet parternered, but it wasn't to promote the Malibu.
Just seems like a missed opportunity
If there is a cartoon for girls called "Hello Kitty," why isn't there a cartoon for boys called "Wazzup Dawggy?"
We can only focus our eyes on one thing at a time, and we see everything else twice
I feel sorry for me for feeling sorry about myself
John Candy should have called himself John Junkfood. “Get it, because I’m fat and my last name is Candy.”
A corn dog and a hot dog are just American versions of taco and burrito.
In DBZ, Frieza is never shown with a butthole even though he’s always shown without clothes
Serious Conspiracy Theory: L•🔛 🦌 wants this massive 🐥 dead and erased so (not techie) people will hardly/never gather better news/information on Internet
cross-posted from: lemmyunchained.net/post/6820...
Soon in the near future, bank tellers and cashiers will be replaced by "convenience fees."
Lemmy is good despite `404: FetchError: invalid json response body...`
404: FetchError: invalid json response body at http://lemmy:8536/api/v3/site...
Smash Mouth wasn't lying when he said "the years start coming and they don't stop coming"
If the classic TV show sci-fi trope of eating pills for food had became a reality, would humans overtime no longer be able to chew?
evolutionary wise, very far into the future would we develop different mouths and very few teeth?...
I wonder if Quantum computer could be used to solve hard math problems like Integrals.
Airports would be a great place for advertisements trying to raise awareness of anti-homeless architecture
I feel like airports might not like it considering it would be the one of the first things tourists see but I feel like it be effective against snowbird boomers with extended layovers who are upset the airport lounge chairs aren’t positioned next to electrical outlets.
With the Lindbergh kidnapping and the Earhart disappearance in the 1930s, aviation must have seemed like a cursed avocation. I'll bet the papers were crazy with similar airplane news.
Snitches get stitches
is actually a rather nice promise to give someone in the USA: “we’ll treat your wounds, you’ll receive basic health care services from us”
Idea: government funded parties with attendees selected by sortition: "Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Party" "Lincoln County Party"
Every week or every month each level of government throws a party funded with taxpayer dollars, and attendees are selected at random from the residents and given advance notice of the party schedule.
Keep This Under Wraps For Now
I want to know what was running through the mind of the first guy who thought up mummies. Some guy just came along and said "You know what we need? Dead bodies to last longer! C’mon, who’s with me?”...
There are a couple little kids out there, 8 or 10yo who are going to play Johnny and Susan Storm in the next Fantastic 4 reboot.
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