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LavaPlanet ,

I recently discovered hell on wheels, while waiting out the next season of snw. I swear I need a fan to be able to watch it! Holy drool!

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

No. pike looks too preppy. looks like he works as a lawyer and lives in a rich white neighborhood.

Sisko is fucking sexy.

betamark ,

A little temporal shifting and Pike is a deer in headlights. Sisko was a god before breakfast and still raised a kid single. We don’t even wanna see the Pike from Mirror world. *shudders

Infynis ,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Pike is too much of a boy scout. Sisko has that little bit of crazy that keeps you on edge. Is he going to kiss you, or commit a war crime? It’s exciting!

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

https://media.tenor.com/-jKv5VyJsq8AAAAd/both-jean-luc-picard.gif

xusontha ,

now that’s what I call a BOGO

Narrrz ,

I'm pretty sure you call Sisko 'father', as in:"forgive me father for I have sinned..."

gregorum ,

So has he

🫢

NielsBohron , (edited )
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

On the other hand, “Daddy, I’ve been very naughty” works, too.

xusontha ,

Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?

GreenMario ,

Captain Mom:

https://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/voy-janewayonbridge.jpg

Captain Mommy:

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/jeri-ryan-seven-of-nine-enterprise-g-900x506.jpg

xusontha ,

nothing is more starfleet than that

gregorum ,

Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!

Janeway: 🙄

Stamets OP , (edited )
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
  • Archer: Captain Fonz
  • Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher
  • Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin
  • Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin
  • Pike: Captain Daddy
  • Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle
  • Burnham: Captain Older Sister
  • Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle
  • Saru: Captain Hornier Uncle
  • Picard: Captain Grandpa
  • Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle
  • Sisko: Captain Dad
  • Janeway:** Captain Step-Mom
  • Freeman: Captain Mom
  • Seven: Captain Mommy
  • Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)
  • Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt
  • Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad
  • Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
Seraph , (edited )
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.

ummthatguy ,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Captain Mirror Mommy

https://media.tenor.com/qxlZ1LZf8IMAAAAC/ponste48.gif

GreenMario ,

https://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/dsc-310-prev-10.jpg

Me (in Horny Brig):

https://media.tenor.com/AgMJyOltZ7kAAAAC/thicc-thicker.gif

cybervseas ,

Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.

linux2647 ,

What about Dax?

GreenMario ,

https://media.tenor.com/twKnlFGQPS8AAAAC/miniskirt-tos.gif

Space mistress

xusontha ,

Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Oops. Fixed.

xusontha ,

I figured it was Sulu lol

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol

Ensign_Crab ,

Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Promise to Send You to Military Boarding School

Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle

Harriman: Captain Cameron

TheMongoose ,

Picard: Captain Grandpa

Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.

Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.

TheMongoose ,

Hush you, I'm not old, you're old.

*cries

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.

jmcs ,

Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)

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