Spock's online research prior to his Pon Farr

ummthatguy , 9 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/36963258-5891-462e-92ad-b34c804ddf6f.jpeg

Remember that time Paris helped out Tuvok during his Pon Farr by setting up a bunny house er, holosuite with a facsimile of his wife?

FfaerieOxide , 9 months ago

Scope the porn fair
'fore my Pon Far
On my date like
Data on Yar

TrenchcoatFullofBats , 9 months ago

Data’s Sad Haiku

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Fully functional

“I’ll get the handcuffs, Data”

Damn you Tar Monster

FfaerieOxide , 9 months ago

Did I hear my name?

My junk is fully functional
conjunction'd with my funk I pull
hot people to my steeple
Come on time—my spunk is punctual
Them titties is the is the tonic for these pathways positronic
I just can't keep cool and calm when them bomb boobies hit my conics
I'm hungry for the action got my ass usin' contractions
I'm fit to split that slit faster than I can factor fractions

Carlo , 9 months ago

I feel like there’s got to be a way to fit Gornhub into a meme.

Kolanaki , 9 months ago

PPV wrestling channel that is often critiqued for the fights being rigged and fake.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP , 9 months ago

You’re absolutely right. If I make this, I’ll credit you. Lol

xusontha , 9 months ago

Bros using power ranger moves to summon the hidden categories

DragonTypeWyvern , 9 months ago

Wait, there’s secret moves?

How do you unlock handholding?

ininewcrow , 9 months ago

The Vulcan owned PonFarrHub only has one 10 minute video … with 10 billion views

The_Picard_Maneuver OP , 9 months ago

That’s very logical and efficient.