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jet ,

Sensible Chuckle

ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It starts with a sensible chuckle … maybe even an energetic guffaw

DudePluto ,

And he said “Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I’m Dad.”

DudePluto ,

I went to my Dad and told him I’m stuck in a non-linear perception of time.

samus12345 ,
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Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
vixven_random ,

There is an UDP joke somewhere in it

bionicjoey ,

I’ll tell you a UDP joke but I don’t know if you’ll get it

kersploosh ,
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Kolanaki ,
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I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.

eltimablo ,

The tachyon leaves the bar

The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

negativenull ,

What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT’S IRRELEVANT!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.

JackbyDev ,

Tenet

UlyssesT ,

That’s such an excellent dad joke that I now have two additional children. chefs-kiss

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.

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