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AMA: Hi, I'm Patrick. I'm an admiral. Ask me anything.

Update: The AMA has concluded. You guys are awesome, and thank you for participating. I hope you found my Admiral-y wisdom insightful.

I’m trying to be less of a lurker here, so figured this would be a good starter post.

I’ll still reply now, but not in character. Unless you ask a stupid question ;)

Security_Chief_Odo ,
@Security_Chief_Odo@dubvee.org avatar

Admiral; I’d say I’m sorry that I missed you, but that would be lying.

https://i.imgur.com/kpj8kKX.gif

Stamets ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Way too late for the AMA but welcome to the gang, Admiral (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

What reference have I completely missed?

linux2647 ,

DS9 episode “Chrysalis”. There’s a great scene where some augmented, yet socially challenged savants dress up as Starfleet officers. Patrick pretends to be an admiral. When other officers ask him what’s he’s doing, he responds with, “that’s a stupid question,” and they let him proceed with commandeering a ship, etc.

xusontha ,

I missed the Admiral! Now how will I know if my questions are stupid or not?

Trekman10 ,
@Trekman10@sh.itjust.works avatar

What sort of advice do you have for an upstart Ensign?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

Follow my lead and fake it till you make it.

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Is this the Krusty Krab?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

No, this is Patrick. I’m an admiral!

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Admiral Patrick, sorry I missed the AMA. This is peak /c/Risa. Hopefully you will grace us with your singing voice in your next AMA.

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That “do-re-mi” scene was as beautiful as it was random. Sadly, my IRL singing voice would cause multiple red alerts.

WanderingCrow ,

Did I miss the AMA, Admiral?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

(I got one more in me)

That’s a STUPID QUESTION!

Especially_the_lies ,

What are your thoughts about Julian Bashir?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That IS a stupid question.

roguetrick ,

Is there any such thing as a stupid question?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

^^^ That is a stupid question.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

How do you beat the Kobayashi Maru?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That’s a stupid question.

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

You’re nailing this AMA, admiral.

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That’s a stupid…question?

(Thanks!)

williams_482 ,
@williams_482@startrek.website avatar

Admiral, this ship is scheduled to take 4,000 people to Delta Vega by stardate 52743.5. Are you seriously asking me to detour all the way to Deep Space Nine?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That’s a stupid question. (Brushes past you, commandeers your ship)

williams_482 ,
@williams_482@startrek.website avatar

Umm, yes sir. My pleasure, sir.

incendiaryperihelion ,

Do you know of any strategies to defeat the dominion threat to the alpha quadrant?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

THAT is a stupid question.

MisterMcBolt ,

Is this the Krusty Krab?

ptz OP ,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

That is a stupid question.

ValueSubtracted ,
@ValueSubtracted@startrek.website avatar

Does anyone at the Institute know you’re missing?

ptz OP , (edited )
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

THAT is a STUPID question.

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