Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the promenade, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes “pew.”
It’s October, and Trek’s new adorable horror is being unfairly usurped in trendiness by a character who appeared in all of two TOS episodes (even if the grimness of his personal backstory rivals La’an Noonian-Singh’s)....
I love this thing and have been meaning to post it for a while. I also, however, wanted to do a little extra. So I wrote out the lyrics and added links to all the appropriate parts. However some links may not be what they seem. There’s also one goodie in there I really enjoy. Anyway. Lyrics!...