My little brother and I played pokemon on no$gmb back when red and blue were still considered new.
One day he started a character he named ASSWORM. Then the time came to pick his first pokemon, and he picked a Squirtle.
So the text on the screen said “ASSWORM received a SQUIRTLE!” which made me laugh so hard I still laugh at it because some part of me will always be a 14 year old boy.