War Crimes

fri , 10 months ago

Looks like it creates a few emoji printers in a vector, then prints them all. The output is all emoji, of course. The main function exits with a random return value just to be more quirky.

I’m not sure what the purpose of the 😎 function is. In main that first predicate is always true, so it prints the poop emoji. I don’t know why it’s behind an if.

Also, there’s a copy-paste error on line 31. Wrong emoji is used.

randomuser38529 , 10 months ago

This guy emotes ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

SouthernCanadian , 10 months ago

Wow that’s horrible. They’re using c++.

zib , 10 months ago

If you really need some nightmare fuel, some of us use c++ every day and even enjoy it.

pwalker , 10 months ago

it’s hard to believe…

erogenouswarzone , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

It would be great to use some emojis in coding.

Imagine how much more readable it would be if you could break a loop with 💀 or return true with 👍. Or use ❓for ifs, or ↔️ for switch (the emoji didn’t work for that one). Or use an emoji to represent a custom object?

Maybe the ECMA should get on that!

Edit: I guess you can use emojis for custom objects in js.

Edit 2: ➡ for console.log

aard , 10 months ago

emacs lisp already lets you use the full range of unicode.

erogenouswarzone , 10 months ago

Sorry, I meant ECMAScript

SubArcticTundra , 10 months ago

You’d still be left with the brackets and braces though. It might make more sense in a whitespace-based language pike Python

erogenouswarzone , 10 months ago

I see your point. Personally, I like the brackets and braces, they help organize. Or maybe that’s just what I’m used to.

hxd , 10 months ago

@erogenouswarzone
https://github.com/StavromulaBeta/emoji-apl
@Shady_Shiroe

jimmux , 10 months ago

Programming typefaces with ligatures are a step in this direction.

I would try this in something like Haskell, where some of the more exotic character sequences get tricky to recognise.

Unison might be the best language to test this in. Having identifiers separate from the actual definitions, you can call anything whatever you want.

balance_sheet , 10 months ago

I unironically love return 👎

sznio , 10 months ago

Surprisingly more readable than standard C++

magic_lobster_party , 10 months ago

💩
🍊
🍉
🍉
🍍
🍎

RagnarokOnline , 10 months ago

I didn’t bother trying to see what an output would be, but this is a nightmare.

Rai , 10 months ago

Oh no, now I’m going to notice you in, like, every thread!

RagnarokOnline , 10 months ago

Hahaha, I’m inevitable! The nostalgia is too powerful!

nothacking , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

This just prints:

<span style="color:#323232;">💩
</span><span style="color:#323232;">🍊
</span><span style="color:#323232;">🍉
</span><span style="color:#323232;">🍉
</span><span style="color:#323232;">🍍
</span><span style="color:#323232;">🍎
</span>

Line 38 and 39 just check if a function that always returns false is false and if so, prints “💩\n”. (C++ uses the bit shift operator for file IO for some reason)

Line 41 creates a vector of shared pointers to an abstract class, or in other words, an array of functions. Each function prints the emoji, mostly the same as the name, but not always. ( 🍒 is the exception, it prints “🍉\n”)

43 and 44 just loop over the array and call every function inside, printing a bunch of emoji.

Line 46 returns the result of std::rand(), but because the programer forgot to call srand, the result is always the same (1804289383 for me).

(There are also a few missing includes, but I doubt this is intentional)

ArtisinalBS , 10 months ago

Is 👀 even defined?

CaptainJack42 , 10 months ago

Yes, line 28 defines 🍴which defines 👀 and all the structs inherit from 🍴

jasondj , 10 months ago

Brand new sentence.

Zuberi , 10 months ago

Genius honestly

kspatlas , 10 months ago

https://esolangs.org/wiki/Emoji

flashgnash , 10 months ago

Now imagine the poor sod who gets this as an interview question

“Please extend the following code in the same code style to sort [😀,😃,😄,😁,😆] using bubble sort”

xigoi , 10 months ago

emojicode.org

balance_sheet , 10 months ago

Conceptually Bright (on their website)

What?

SpeakinTelnet , 10 months ago

Mojo prepared me for this with their filename extension .🔥

db2 , 10 months ago

define 🍆 return

balance_sheet , 10 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;">def 👩‍❤️‍👨👨‍👩‍👧(👦, 👧):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    💞 = min(👦.🫀,👧.🫀)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    For ❤️ in 💞:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        👧.🍑.pop
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    👧.🍑.append(👦.🍆.💦())
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    try:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        ⏰️.😴(9️⃣🌚)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        👶 = 👧.🏃‍♀️(🏨)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return 👶
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    except:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        🗒 = 🏨.🧪([🧑,👧])
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        raise ValueError(🗒)
</span>

shadearg , 10 months ago

This is blursed as hellven. ngl.

In vitro is a nice touch when the skeet don’t work.