1 hour in Java

lugal , 57 minutes ago

But one compiling error is Java is 7 run time errors in python.

There is a type error and you couldn’t have known it beforehand? Thanks for nothing

esc27 , 1 hour ago

My indirect experience with python is that it is slow as hell. Anytime I install an app that includes python it lags 15-30 minutes on that step. Anytime I’m asked to install something with conda it takes 30 minutes to an hour.

I’m sure that is just due to environmental and implementation issues, but the Java fans say the same thing…

hinterlufer , 38 minutes ago

Yeah conda is slow af, but you can change the env solver which makes things much faster and there’s also mamba/miniconda which I haven’t tried but is supposedly much faster

GluWu , 1 hour ago

Java feels like McDonald’s and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don’t think they’re qualified to administer.

Carighan , 1 hour ago

Yeah but due to the extra indentation in the second image, the python party doesn’t work.

unreliable , 1 hour ago

Sorry, are we talking about spaces or tabs? I want to comment on same indentation to not break the thread

voracitude , 2 hours ago

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HairyHarry , 1 hour ago (edited 1 hour ago)

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masterspace , 3 hours ago

Python, JavaScript, C#, Swift, Go…

dohpaz42 , 2 hours ago

Java/TypeScript

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masterspace , 1 hour ago

Lol, at poo pooing typescript in a thread praising python of all languages

meliaesc , 23 minutes ago

Ham/ster

marlowe221 , 1 hour ago

Ah, the list of required skills on the last job posting I looked at…

GravitySpoiled , 4 hours ago

And a second in julia

C0MPL3X4 , 3 hours ago

It’s about writing the code, not execution time. Otherwise Assembly wouldn’t take 7 years…

waigl , 2 hours ago

I can see it going both ways. Talking about execution times, this would be an exaggeration, but then, these memes always are.

jjjalljs , 2 hours ago

Some languages are just worse to work with. like JavaScript. Console.log is like sure I’ll log your object but I’ll tell you what it is now, not what it was when you logged it.

skullgiver , 2 hours ago

Fwiw, Javascript’s object logging is a feature I often miss in other languages. If you just want to log the string, use formatted strings or just log obj+“” like you would need to do in every other language. Or even better, log a copy, like you probably wanted to do, with {…obj}.

I have many gripes with Javascript, but the logging API is pretty solid.

jjjalljs , 36 minutes ago

I’ve never had a complaint about logging stuff in python. It generally does what I expect.

“Create a copy of your object and print that” is what I ended up doing, but I don’t think most people would say that’s intuitive. I expect if i print something at a particular time, I get what it is at that point in time.